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eelnok: Hey, people, just saw a Brawny Paper Towel advert with an amazing guy

they are trying to make him look sexy and he's got a stuffed package

anybody know who he is or have any pics
 

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The brawny website, http://www.brawnyman.com/, has streaming video of the commercials. Formerly, they had additonal videos not suitable for television broadcast, but these appear to have been removed. In their place, there is now an interactive FLASH section, where you can make a customized Brawny man video greeting. You can also download Brawny Man pictures and screensavers.

According to the website, the new Brawny Man image was created based on a survey of women, who were asked what they wanted in a man. I must admit I was surprised to see the initial TV ads, with the bit of a bulge in the jeans.
 

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Originally posted by cityboy@Jun 15 2005, 01:32 PM
Ha! What a riot. I've always thought these Brawny guys were awfully nelly myself.
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Well, he IS a lumberjack.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jun 15 2005, 10:40 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jun 15 2005, 10:40 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cityboy@Jun 15 2005, 01:32 PM
Ha&#33; What a riot. I&#39;ve always thought these Brawny guys were awfully nelly myself.
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Well, he IS a lumberjack.
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I&#39;m a lumberjack and I&#39;m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Chorus:
He&#39;s a lumberjack and he&#39;s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cut down trees, he eat his lunch
He go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He&#39;s a lumberjack and he&#39;s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women&#39;s clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women&#39;s clothing and hangs around in bars?&#33;

Chorus:
He&#39;s a lumberjack and he&#39;s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I&#39;d been a girlie, just like my dear papa&#33;

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?&#33;
Suspenders...and a bra?&#33;

...He&#39;s a lumberjack and he&#39;s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

...He&#39;s/I&#39;m a lumberjack and he&#39;s/I&#39;m OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
 

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The first time I saw this commercial was while watching TV in bed and I bolted into an upright position and screamed, "OH MY GOSH&#33;". I am so turned on by bulges and love this guy&#39;s image.

He may not be hung per se, but he&#39;s "dressing right" where the seam of his jeans is pulled up onto the left side of his balls and his entire package is out front. I&#39;m only 6" hard and have big balls and if I do this (I&#39;m doing it now to experiement...hey, we all have to have hobbies), I&#39;m about as big as he is bulge-wise.

However hung he is, it&#39;s my favorite commercial nowadays. MAN OH MAN.

I&#39;ve heard of certain situations in films and TV where the actor is showing a bit too much and the director had to pull them aside to tell them to show less. Maybe it was the reverse.

Would you like to have been a fly on the wall in THAT audition?

P.S. I&#39;m going to email Robert Amstler now and point him to this posting and tell him how hot I think he is&#33; LOL