In what will probably be remembered as the strangest turn of events in US election history, it is being reported that last night Cindy Mccain was going upstairs to check on her husband and make sure his oxygen tank was still functional when she found the AZ. Senator in bed with Barack Obama. Cindy says that upon entering the bedroom (which was locked, she had to use a credit card to pry it open) she discovered her husband with his legs up in a buck over Obama's shoulders. The room smelled like a high-school boys' locker room and there was ice-cream and peanut butter all over the bedsheets. Cindy stood there and watched in disbelief as her husband begged his opposition for POTUS to "Spread the wealth! Spread the wealth! Plow me with that big, socialist dick." Obama responded "Oh yeah, I'm takin' you prisoner and you won't be released until I bust this biracial nut in your old but." Cindy shouted "This is NOT change I can believe in!" before storming out of her room and the couple's home. Well, one of their homes. A friend of Mrs. Mccain says Cindy is staying with a relative and plans on divorcing Mccain who is believed to be staying with the Obamas. Apparently Michelle knew this was going on and didn't care because she frequents the Hollywood swingers circle with Will and Jada Smith, as well as Star Jones and her husband Rosie O'Donnell.