Breaking things during sex??

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  1. D_jdgfjkjhg

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    Have you ever broken anything furniture wise during sex???
    I was being fucked once by this blond bombshell and he was pounding me so hard he broke the end feet and foot board off my bed! hit the wall and gouged a heap of plaster out! anyone have similar???
     
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    • I have had 2 bed frames break during exuberant sex.
    • I've also had beds move and make dents in the sheet rock.
    • I have had the bed bump the night stand and knock off the lamp which of course broke the lamp.:rolleyes:
    • I once sprained my thumb while trying to do a somewhat intricate Kama Sutra position. Get your mind outta the gutter. :tongue: I was in an inverted position, he lost his grip, and I slid off the bed thus spraining my thumb.

     
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    My ex husbands nose but it was an accident, an over enthusiastic elbow. I'm a bit clumsy to be honest, I'm alway leaning on someone's balls or accidentally kneeing them in the head.
     
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    I have broken many many beds and have made this one jump and bounce.

    There have also been countless drinking glasses dropped/made fallen/etc. Sometimes I'd clean it up, sometimes not (right away).
     
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    Any relation to Lesly Ash or her hubby???:biggrin1:
     
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    OK I know who to call if I needs a wall taken down :biggrin1:
     
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    Um...yes. We had our bed only 30 days before this happened.

    We have since reinforced the frame of the bed, and so far so good...as long as we can keep it from bumping into nearby pieces of furniture as it migrates a bit while we have sex. The other day we were doused by the water on my nightstand because it got banged off by the bed.

    I wouldn't have it any other way. :biggrin1:
     

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    Oh yes. All of the above. Broken beds, nightside tables, lamps, cocktail glasses, hammocks, dishes, tables, chairs. Yup. : )
     
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    I have broken a few metal bed frames, a wooden bed frame, some night stands/ night tables, a few lamps, an alarm clock, some bottles/glasses/shot glasdses, the legs on a couch, a recliner (chair), the wristband on a watch, assorted lawn furniture, a coffee table, the wooden railing on a balcony, and a bedroom window.
     
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    I broke my dick, was in a cast for 6 weeks :biggrin1:
     
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    Lol..
    hmm never broken anything coz my bed is far from breakable objects..ahahaha
     
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    i like to grab things from the girls' nightstands and slam them into the wall as a celebration of my triumph.
     
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    fucked a girl on the toilet in her second floor apt., broke the tank and water flooded the people down stairs.
     
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    Several bedframes
    My dick - fell off table and landed on it, took forever to heal
    Bottom's nose - pushed him onto floor during rough sex
    Brand new video camera on a tripod that crashed to the floor
    A few lamps
    Ripped off a rearview mirror
    Volleyball net

    I know she won't see this, so...my oldest sister set her kitchen on fire while having sex with her husband. Took out most of the kitchen and spread to part of the attached garage before it was out. 9 months later my niece was born!
     
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    This reminds me of an accident I have had. I rammed my foot through a cheap plywood footboard connection, when intarsia aren't carved, but plywood panels in a wood frame. The guy had to get his toolbox to cut me out, since my foot was so lodged between in the hole that I couldn't pull it back out again.

    If you buy a bed, one with ornaments in the footboard, make sure it's either a massive board with carved ornaments, or the footboard is lower or maximum same height as the mattress.

    I have also broken my alarm clock once. It has been a radio alarm clock with digital read-out, one of the old clacking ones which flip over these little panels. Exactly those remained in the carpet and used to sting my feet for weeks after that.

     
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    I broke a wall!
    We were slammin the headboard against the wall one night, and eventually it couldn't take any more. The wall cracked all the way up to the ceiling and then massive chunks of plaster started fallin on us.
    Fun times...
     
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    I like this trick but you can only get away with it if shes a complete animal other wise everything turns to ice. I once broke the baby change table at a mall, and a buddy of mine came in this girl after he was told not to so she decked him right in the ribs and fractured 2 of them. i hope he learned from it but who knows he thought it was really funny even tho he couldn't laugh
     
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    Beds and dents in walls. Compared to the other posts, I guess I'm pretty docile. Maybe I haven't found the right girl yet :cool:
     
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    Once I was giving it to my ex, standing by the side of the bed, my legs were hitting it... the endtable and everything on it came down with a large crash. "You broke everything..!"
     
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    broken and repaired many beds
     
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