breast creams?

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  1. D_uvjhvb

    D_uvjhvb New Member

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    ladies have u ever tried those breast enlargement creams? my current GF wishes she had larger breasts currently a 36b i love her and her breasts the way they are. just wondering if those creams help? implants are not a option.
     
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    Tell her to throw out the creams and rub her breasts with Charmin in the morning and evening; it worked wonders at enlarging my ex-wifes ass. That one's older than dirt, I know; but it still cracks me up. LMAO!!
     
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    If there were a breast cream that worked (or a pill that really increased penis size), don't you think you'd be able to buy it everywhere? And breast enlargement surgery would disappear?
     
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    PE is thousands of years old, works, and has found little scientific or mainstream acceptance.
     
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    They make breast enlargement creams?

    I've never even heard of that before...

    Sorry I can't help.
     
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    forget the creams.

    certainly support her in her decisions, but remember if the creams worked then...

    1.EVERYONE would already know about it, and
    2.your girl would already have a massive tub of it in her bathroom.

    Your girl doesnt like a bit of her body, but you do. So dont buy into the idea that she needs a boobific cream, cos you dont think she does. You're in the best position to let her know that!

    I would recommend a bit of Sheila MacLeod, but the snappiest advice comes from Duece Bigalow!... 'every time you're worried about the size of your dick, just remember your girl feels like that about her own body even more often than you do. So whenever you are worried, say something nice to her, copliment her'.
     
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    Kind of bullshit.

    It works marginally... most gains seen are swellling and tissue edema.
    Pumping long term can reduce erectile rigor. and men frequently injure themselves with their frenetic compulsions at PE.

    The only proven method is tension devices, which elongate but do not increase girth.
    The average "gain" is half an inch....


    Making a 5 inch dick 5.5 inches is not in the league of making an A cup into a DD. Not significant enough to get the guy what he really wants, which is an 8 incher.

    When penis enlargement results in VISIBLE and quantitative results, then it will be widespread.
     
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    After spending a weekend in Vegas with my face firmly nestled between several pairs of B-cups, I can definitely say that 36Bs are pretty darn fantastic. :p
     
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    I got some breast cream for you.

    Sorry, there was no possible way I could resist saying that. Anyways, no, all breast size creams, dick size pills, dick creams, breast pumps, chinese finger cuffs, shark fin, snake skin suppository, etc, are all complete and utter hogwash.
     
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