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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Gary remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Gary opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"
Gary said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Gary opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"
Gary said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?
The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
