Breath. A little humor

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Gary remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.

    As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Gary opened his mouth wide.

    The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here?"

    Gary said, "Does my breath smell like pussy"?

    The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shit."
     
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    Very Funny:biggrin1:
     
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    ahehehehehehehe!!!!!
     
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