Briefs make me shit - WTF?

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  1. TroMag

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    I experienced this before, and for a long time, have worn boxer briefs because of this (no problems with boxer briefs). Recently picked up some briefs - same brand, same size as my boxer briefs. And just like in the past, my balls are experiencing some mild discomfort, and I feel like I need to take a dump.

    Anyone else notice this? I assume it's the increased pressure on the balls that causes both the testicular discomfort as well as the urge to have bowel movement.
     
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    Briefs are cut much tighter than boxer briefs. Boxer briefs have a pouch.
     
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    .....no
     
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    I myself kind of prefer the tighter underwear, but I understand the feeling your getting. Sometimes when I sit down and my pants ride up, it gets real tight across the crotch and presses against the testicles, and for some reason I get a dull ache that goes straight to my stomach, and it's almost like cramps from indigestion...so ya, I know the feeling, but not from your specific issue.
     
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    I have a similar situation. Whenever I buy some new underwear - which isn't very often because my groin seems to be an action-free area so they last a long time - I find that even though they are all from the same pack, are all the exact same brand and are all the exact same size, the red pairs are always tighter. I know that makes me sound absolutely bonkers but it's the truth. I get stomach-aches/cramps each time I wear them. After 9 or 10 wears, they're still a little 'snug' but I don't get the aches. I am an overweight guy but if it was the weight causing the trouble, they'd all be tight not just the red pairs.
     
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    You can always try Depends.
     
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    i can wear both but most time i just free ball it
     
  8. Charles Finn

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    exactly
    I only wear underwear when I have to
     
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    That must be it. Strange that they would cut sizes so differently.

    I guess I'd need to go one size up in briefs, but I suppose the whole thing would be bigger, including the waist and leg hole, not just the ballsack area.
     
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    Ce fil me fait chier.
     
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    Cette histoire, c'est de la merde !
     
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    Also, you will then have room to shit into.
     
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    ........:chairfall: Je vais chier!vais
     
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    That's okay, as long as you wear those roomy underpants.
     
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    I'm sorry, but this is hysterical. :lmao::rofl:
     
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    Sounds like a cheap laxative.
     
  17. Calboner

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    Any new shit about briefs?
     
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    Briefs are not good for men. They hold everything too tightly, and up against the body where they should not be held for long periods.
    Perhaps some wouldn't care, but the extra heat generated by having your balls up high and against you kills off large amounts of sperm. No big deal, perhaps, but consider this...anything that'll kill off the sperm inside your body can't be very good for the surrounding items.
    You should wear loose-fitting boxers, let your testicles hang as nature intended. Let your "boys" be free.
     
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    Hahahaha wtf indeed, mr. Poopy pants!
     
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    Yeah, but will boxers hold your load if you shit while wearing them? I didn't think so.
     
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