Briefs make me shit - WTF?

[cyravance]

"Yeah, but will boxers hold your load if you shit while wearing them? I didn't think so."

Um, yes, of course. Well, I'd say we'd probably try to avoid that. Shitting in your briefs, I mean...lol!

 

[Calboner]

"Yeah, but will boxers hold your load if you shit while wearing them? I didn't think so."

Um, yes, of course. Well, I'd say we'd probably try to avoid that. Shitting in your briefs, I mean...lol!

But I thought that that was what this whole thread was about . . . :frown1:

 

[Wish-4-8]

I think he is trying to say that he gets shit on his underwear.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

:shocked:

 

[cyravance]

Hey, skid marks are ok, but a full-fledged dump? Please!

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Tightey whiteys give me boners all the time because it feels like a ghost woman is grabbing my dick.

And dude...like cyravance said...a full load of poo in your drawers is gnarly. Are you sitting when this happens?!

*gag*

 

[Calboner]

Isn't this the Large Poopy Skivvies Group?

 

[hud01]

Briefs are not good for men. They hold everything too tightly, and up against the body where they should not be held for long periods.
Perhaps some wouldn't care, but the extra heat generated by having your balls up high and against you kills off large amounts of sperm. No big deal, perhaps, but consider this...anything that'll kill off the sperm inside your body can't be very good for the surrounding items.
You should wear loose-fitting boxers, let your testicles hang as nature intended. Let your "boys" be free.

Nor are hot baths good for Mr Sperm. It is the heat and nothing else, not the tightness against the body.

On the other side, the damage to your "boys" if they aren't snug and tight when you run is much more painful.

 

[maxcok]

You should wear loose-fitting boxers, let your testicles hang as nature intended. Let your "boys" be free.

Yeah, but will boxers hold your load if you shit while wearing them? I didn't think so.

Um, yes, of course. Well, I'd say we'd probably try to avoid that. Shitting in your briefs, I mean...lol!

Okay, now you're just contradicting yourself.

Why not do "as nature intended"? .Laissez la merde voler!

 

[Calboner]

Okay, now you're just contradicting yourself.

Why not do "as nature intended"? .Laissez la merde voler!

Doesn't that mean "Let the shitty times roll"?

 

[B_FatMushroomHead]

Isn't this the Large Poopy Skivvies Group?

Holy shit, that made me laugh really fuckin hard for well over a minute.

Everyone go back and read that last page in sequence. Epic.

 

[Calboner]

Holy shit, that made me laugh really fuckin hard for well over a minute.

Everyone go back and read that last page in sequence. Epic.

Thanks, but be careful that you don't laugh so hard that you poop your pants.

 

[maxcok]

Doesn't that mean "Let the shitty times roll"?

Voler, mon cher. But if that's how you roll . . . .
.

 

[maxcok]

Holy shit, that made me laugh really fuckin hard for well over a minute.

Everyone go back and read that last page in sequence. Epic.

Calboner and I are considering taking our show on the road.

The first act will be comprised of puerile scatalogical humor, bilingual of course.

The second act will be an epic cockfight. May the best man win!

:swordfight:

All that remains is to decide who gets to be the 'straight man'.

 

[Calboner]

Voler, mon cher. But if that's how you roll . . . .
.

EEW! EEW! . . . Hannity!

Calboner and I are considering taking our show on the road.

The first act will be comprised of puerile scatalogical humor, bilingual of course.

The second act will be an epic cockfight. May the best man win!

:swordfight:

All that remains is to decide who gets to be the 'straight man'.

Hmm. Could take a lot of preparation. But it might be worth it if I get to throw in the word "poop." I find it much funnier now than I did as a child. I guess it's one of those things that you have to grow into.

 

[maxcok]

EEW! EEW! . . . Hannity!

Apropos, n'est pas?

Hmm. Could take a lot of preparation. But it might be worth it if I get to throw in the word "poop." I find it much funnier now than I did as a child. I guess it's one of those things that you have to grow into.

Yes, but think how much fun the rehearsals will be. Especially the second act. :wink:

The preferred term in my home was poo-poo. It's as hysterical now as it was then.

 

[willow78]

In Australia, some people refer to briefs/y-fronts as 'bog-catchers'. :biggrin1:

 

[cyravance]

Nature did NOT intend for you to crap your pants, people! Get with the program! Pinch that 'bad boy' off until you can get to a proper facility!

 

[Calboner]

I thought we might get a new forum for discussions of which kind of underpants are best for defecating into -- allowing, of course, for "freepoopers," who prefer to wear no underpants.

 

[maxcok]

Nature did NOT intend for you to crap your pants, people! Get with the program! Pinch that 'bad boy' off until you can get to a proper facility!

Oh right, I bet you wear deodorant too.

I thought we might get a new forum for discussions of which kind of underpants are best for defecating into -- allowing, of course, for "freepoopers," who prefer to wear no underpants.

For "freepoopers" I would recommend these: www.bunbag.com

They will keep prudes like cyravance from complaining, and save on housework too!