Thank you, Maxcok. That invention is clearly what the "horse-hung" pant pooper needs to wear.
Briefs make me shit - WTF?
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It would be a shame if your ball bag ended up in your shit-filled feed bag, though.
I wonder how long it would take 100 randomly typing monkeys to come up with this phrase? :thinking:
More tragically, it might take away someone's appetite for eating from your ball bag. :yuck: :ugh1:
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What is this crap (no pun intended)?
First of all boxer or briefs is definitely a personal preference. Secondly maybe you should try sizing them differently if you’re feeling that kind of pressure.
As for the comments on tight briefs or hot water killing off sperm; YES there is some scientific evidence of this but are we talking fertility here or discomfort and shiting oneself?
I have worn briefs all my life and enjoy the snugness as well as Speedos when I go swimming or sunbathing. Only a homophobe would try to determine your sexuality from your choice of clothing. Never felt the discomfort you complain of and never shit myself either. Lastly I have three children to.
Just exhibit some common sense and check the damn size; you’re not supposed to wear little boy’s sizes…
First of all boxer or briefs is definitely a personal preference. Secondly maybe you should try sizing them differently if you’re feeling that kind of pressure.
As for the comments on tight briefs or hot water killing off sperm; YES there is some scientific evidence of this but are we talking fertility here or discomfort and shiting oneself?
I have worn briefs all my life and enjoy the snugness as well as Speedos when I go swimming or sunbathing. Only a homophobe would try to determine your sexuality from your choice of clothing. Never felt the discomfort you complain of and never shit myself either. Lastly I have three children to.
Just exhibit some common sense and check the damn size; you’re not supposed to wear little boy’s sizes…
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We have improved on nature. Crapping in your pants is one of the pillars of civilization.
LOL! I was upset that I crapped my pants, then I met a man with no pants...
What a thread! Do me a favor, please don't let this die...
Well, you seem to contradict yourself again.
We can try to keep it going, but at this point I think we're beating a dead horse cock.
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