Being a typical girl, I always believed that white academics had tiny cocks. That was okay by me, I just kept away from them. But after dumping my last braindead boyfriend I decided to take the plunge and date someone with an IQ higher than my dog (who I named Penis, which suggests how my life is prioritized). I went online because who knows where the fuck those academic types hang out anyways. I didn't have a lot of hope so I was shocked and amazed to meet Mr. Big. Believe it or not he thinks about history and learning other languages and crap like that. Yet, and more importantly, he has the hugest cock I've ever seen and isn't afraid to use it. The first few times we fucked I bled and bled like a decapitated pig and of course the pain was entirely pleasurable. Moreover, I cannot get enough of sucking this huge cock. Before I was ungaggable, now I almost puke everytime. My main goal in life right now is to get my phD in deepthroating this thing. Now I can freely and honestly denounce the myth of the inverse relationship between brain and penis size once and for all while I await more brutalizing, beautiful punishments.