Bring Me a Mate

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  1. steve319

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    FEMALE PRAYER

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.
    Amen.


    MALE PRAYER

    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
    who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
    Amen.
     
  2. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    LMAO! YOU know, it is sad but it sounds just about right ! LOL!

    Naughty
     
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