Bringing up penis size on first date

D_Harry_Pitz

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thats pretty sad

Why?

Look, I don't look like brad pitt, I'm not as smart as einstein, I'm not as fast as usain bolt, but I AM hung like John Holmes.
I didn't say it's the only thing I'm proud of, but probably the first thing that would come to mind.

I am sure you would be proud to have a penis like mine. At least I am not ashamed of it. It gives me confidence in the sack, and girls love to play with it. It gives me attention and jealous looks in the locker room. The mere existence of this site proves men are very concerned about how their penis stacks up. Men are concerned about their penis size. There are only a few things in the world that have gotten more attention and studies than penissize. Just look in your spam folder: penis enlargement, viagra, male enhancement products, ...

I dare even say that to 99.9% of men, their penis is the most important thing in the world. They would rather lose an arm than their penis. And I KNOW that I have a beautiful specimen.

So I am proud this thing that's so important to billions of people, and you think that's sad? I think you don't dare to admit to yourself how important your penis, and what others think about it, is to you. And I know it is, or you would not be on this site and post pictures of yourself. That, my friend, is sad to me.

Now please, explain me why it is sad that I am proud of my cock.
And then tell me what you would answer, and I'll judge if it's sad or not.
 

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wow!
its obvious your ego is too big for this thread, mr 'monster'.

Obviously you didn't think things through when posting, and even after calling you out on it, you do it again. You are trying to be sarcastic, but guess what? Sarcasm doesn't work here.
Why not? Because my penis could definitely be described as a 'monster cock'. (This has nothing to do with ego, only with naked facts, numbers and statistics.)
If you want to use sarcasm you have to say something that isn't true. Like when I say "Your comments are so intelligent." That is a correct use of sarcasm.

Before you decide to comment again in this thread, I'll give you some advice: think about your answer very hard.

Oh, and don't be a pussy, don't ignore my questions and try to hide behind sarcasm.

I'll repeat my questions so I'm sure you will understand what I'm talking about:
Whats sad about me being proud of my penis?
And what feature you like the most about yourself?
 

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This is very interesting. I am glad that the OP told us how he made reference as I was assuming he said something like, "that pepper mill looks so small compared to my cock." :biggrin1:
 
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...I have a "bromance" married friend, as he refers to it. He seemed to find a way to tell me it was "girthy" during a car ride. Anyhow, I told him not to sound like a car salesman. I didn't find it offensive, rather silly at the time. If I had just met someone, I would probably find it unattractive or useless during a "date" to be told how big it was.
 

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I agree with those who've said that there are some cicumstances when a guy should make it clear to a potential partner that he is well hung, especially if it looks likely to be a long term relationship.

Advertising and bragging would mark a man out as an idiot, but if you know that you are big enough for your size to shock them or be a challenge to them, it's probably better to prepare the ground. You might not need to talk about it though, it can be done in other ways.
 

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I never talk about my penis size, especially on a first date. If a girl wants to know (to confirm gossip she's heard, or whatever) how big I am, she can feel around my jeans. Or she'll find out when we undress each other more. I'm not in any rush.

None of the women I've been with had any idea what my size was until they found out for themselves! It's more fun that way!:tongue:

(See the thread "Best reaction to your size the first time..." http://www.lpsg.org/27262-best-reaction-to-your-size.html )
 

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Final grumble: it seems as though people like to "compress" dating lately -- trying to get the most from the fewest dates. If you look at it objectively it makes sense, but romance is anything but objective. I think it takes time to fall for someone :smlove2:, and trying to rush through things in 3 dates or less undermines that.

Of course it can go the other way if that's all you want. :hump:

I know this is a late, off topic reply, but that is exactly how I feel. Forced, rushed intimacy is running rampant in South Florida. This guy that I've hung out a total of three times with keeps texting me to come over and cuddle - and i just don't cuddle so easily. I need to be comfortable with someone and get to know them. Knowing him, If I went over to "cuddle" i'd be fighting off his advances all night, even though he's assured me *yeah right* that he can behave. Even though he tries to blame on me "You're so hot, I can't help it." I hate that shit.
 

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Obviously you didn't think things through when posting, and even after calling you out on it, you do it again. You are trying to be sarcastic, but guess what? Sarcasm doesn't work here.
Why not? Because my penis could definitely be described as a 'monster cock'. (This has nothing to do with ego, only with naked facts, numbers and statistics.)
If you want to use sarcasm you have to say something that isn't true. Like when I say "Your comments are so intelligent." That is a correct use of sarcasm.

Before you decide to comment again in this thread, I'll give you some advice: think about your answer very hard.

Oh, and don't be a pussy, don't ignore my questions and try to hide behind sarcasm.

I'll repeat my questions so I'm sure you will understand what I'm talking about:
Whats sad about me being proud of my penis?
And what feature you like the most about yourself?

Ignore the haters. That's their job. To hate. Nothing wrong with being proud of your penis.
 

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Dunno if this has been mentioned yet... But I had a friend at Uni who HAD to in some way bring up the size of his penis before/just encase they slept together...

He was VERY thick, and a lot of girls said after they slept together that he should '...warn future dates, because his dick was not the Wham Bam thank you Ma'am size... It was bloody hard work...'

-J- x

This was my first thought after reading the original post. It's a real bummer to invest time and emotion in the early stages of a relationship only to find out at the last moment that you and the person you've been seeing are incompatible physically.
 

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Sooo, this guy turned out to be both nonchalant and immature :frown1:, so we´ll never know if there was any truth to his bragging. Thanks for all your inputs!

At least it started a fresh discourse on cocks and perception. On the other hand, it is us that need to thank you.
 

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This was my first thought after reading the original post. It's a real bummer to invest time and emotion in the early stages of a relationship only to find out at the last moment that you and the person you've been seeing are incompatible physically.
If you are finding out at the last moment, something isn't right. Before I get physical with someone, we have to have a chat about sex. I want to discuss what getting sexual means or signifies to each of us, how many times he's had sex without a condom in the past three-six months, how many partners he's had sex without a condom with during that time, and how soon I can see a sheet of paper from a lab declaring him healthy and free of STD/STI. Then I want to talk about fantasies, likes and dislikes, needs and wants, and if need be, the size of his dick can come up then. If you are having an emotionally led relationship, why is this impossible to talk about? AND STILL: Why would it need to come out on the first date?
 

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I know this is a late, off topic reply, but that is exactly how I feel. Forced, rushed intimacy is running rampant in South Florida. This guy that I've hung out a total of three times with keeps texting me to come over and cuddle - and i just don't cuddle so easily. I need to be comfortable with someone and get to know them. Knowing him, If I went over to "cuddle" i'd be fighting off his advances all night, even though he's assured me *yeah right* that he can behave. Even though he tries to blame on me "You're so hot, I can't help it." I hate that shit.

it's not his fault your hot