Bringing up penis size on first date

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I have gone through a three month relationship and at least a couple of dozen sex sessions without any mention of penis size...

On first date? Nope, never happened. The earliest was when she first saw it.
 

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I was with a small group date of three couples once when a guy told a big penis joke about an elephant and a family visit to the zoo. After the punchline one of the women asked him "So, Mike...do you have a big dick?" Mike replied by saying "NO! Not at all. I can say that it's not small, but it's certainly not big." So she asked him if she could see it, and they ducked into the restroom for a few minutes and came out laughing so hard they could barely breathe. I am guessing Mike said something very funny, but they never told us what it was. I am guessing that they had a more interesting first date than the rest of us.

A) What was the punchline??

B) And this doesn't apply to you, Wrat, but it got me thinking... What's with self deprecating "I have a small dick" humor?
 

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A) What was the punchline??

B) And this doesn't apply to you, Wrat, but it got me thinking... What's with self deprecating "I have a small dick" humor?

It throws em off... makes them pity you? "well, how small is this thing?" "I must find out"

Endued got it on the head there though, humility can be nice.
 

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A woman once asked me straight out if I was big in the first 10 minutes of a first date.

I almost did a spit take! Literally, I was taking a drink at the time.

I didn't like the crudeness of it, I don't consider myself huge and don't know what she'd call big so I said no.

Anyway, at the end of the night, we were both pretty drunk, got a taxi back to hers and she went down on me in her kitchen.

She didn't mention my size then and I never called her again, take from that what you will! :smile:
 
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i tend to find a guy who brings up his dick on the first date is exagerating though sometimes i wish the guy had prepared me for the shock

in ur case i think he was being playful trying to see how ud react, so long as he wasnt crude its all good