It's been updated online and includes Joelene's name. He's retiring again, but the stories are all the old ones he's trotted out for years.
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I actually read it and thought he said some things that sounded weird e.g. people in council estates don't want more from life (unlike him) and he glosses over that Sara said he cheated on her with men (he makes it sound like he was faithful but gay. The other thing was he says he married her and had kids etc because he was conforming etc etc but I just don't buy that. It was convenient for him too. Its quite drastic to marry and have kids with someone just to blend in. I know many men do it but I think it shows character - weak and cowardly.
If you believe that he wasn't messing with men while married to Sara, or screwing around with Joelene while living with Lewis, I've got a bridge to sell you.
Jeez Keegan’s IG post are getting cringier and cringier. The birthday one the other day was just awful. But he knows by wearing grey track shorts and pointing the camera at his crotch, the gays will flock. The constant asking for you to follow puts me right off
He has gone down the path of gaining followers rather than gaining a following. The last time he was himself he had about 40k and now he has 140K. He used to post content that was just his normal life - Lewis, Kids here and there, friends, nights out etc. But now it's all "how to do this" "how can I loose weight" click bait shit. Very in line with Joel's silly YouTube titles.
Anything actually interesting in this thread? Or is it just people complaining about him haha, we want to see that body
The point is his personality renders him unattractive
What I found absolutely rich and also a bit of a piss take was in their video in Spain where him and boring Joel are walking along a street and commenting on how most gay bars were full of Essex people and pulling faces as if to say "says it all". Uhm sorry but the moment you hear an accent like Keegan's in Spain, a lot of people will also pull a similar face as if to say "another thick northerner let lose abroad".
Makes me laugh how they think they are something superior yet have zero personalities between them.
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Just a couple of vapid fame-whores trying to make themselves relevant … 
Their podcast will wither, Joel will desperately try to remain relevant, and Hirst will get bored with him and move on.Just a couple of vapid fame-whores trying to make themselves relevant …
Well, they are essentially basic white boys aren't they? They go on boring holidays and Keegan in particular regurgitates pop psychology like he is enlightened but in terms of being cultured and cultivated he is a home bird with a few bob who likes the odd shop in M&S and a package holiday to Spain. For all his talk of comfort zones he is very attached to his!
Lewis' Instagram is wholesome. He is a nice lad with good friends and family. He just posted a snippet of the groom talking about Lewis on his story. I am so glad that after Keegan he has moved on because he has a proper life, real friends and is a good person. I'm happy he posted that story way back with all the allegations about Keegan just so we know the truth. Lewis was far too good for Keegan.
Oh shit, I just recently stumbled upon the HHH podcast and was not expecting all this tea. Kinda sad. What they preach on the pod is vastly different from what they do in the shadows it seems. So embarrassing. Anyway, I've unfollowed the podcast now as I have no interest in listening to fake bitches posturing for social media. I will however, stay for the eventual nudes lmao. 
Welcome hahahahaOh shit, I just recently stumbled upon the HHH podcast and was not expecting all this tea. Kinda sad. What they preach on the pod is vastly different from what they do in the shadows it seems. So embarrassing. Anyway, I've unfollowed the podcast now as I have no interest in listening to fake bitches posturing for social media. I will however, stay for the eventual nudes lmao.
Joel's dick pics have popped up on Twitter, but we're taken down. Not sure if Keegan's has ever been seen.Oh shit, I just recently stumbled upon the HHH podcast and was not expecting all this tea. Kinda sad. What they preach on the pod is vastly different from what they do in the shadows it seems. So embarrassing. Anyway, I've unfollowed the podcast now as I have no interest in listening to fake bitches posturing for social media. I will however, stay for the eventual nudes lmao.
I see Keegan slagging off Beauty Pie on his stories. Quite aggressively as well. "Fucked him over". Why not just drive to the address you sent it to and ask for it back?!
Recent YouTube video joel talks about being called a step dad. He has been uncomfortable with it while keegan has suggested this is a form of internalised homophobia. As soon as I heard that I said RED FLAG. Keegan is the type to regurgitate this wellness crap and repeat his thearpists language to manipulate and gaslight. Joel said because the kids are older he doesn't want to replace anyone or force a relationship on the kids. I agree. Keegan wants his live in skivvy so is forcing the label on him. To be honest I think the only people who can decide this label are the kids. To call someone stepdad is a big deal and to be fair to them, Joel is only new on the scene. Keegan wants his kids to call his new piece of ass daddy when Lewis was living there only recently. Unfair.
Its been a totally unusual situation since day one. The only person not seeing it is Joel. One, because he is too narcassistic himself, and two, because it has provided him endless "content" to show the audience that his whole uprooting his life thing to Yorkshire was a good thing. Despite us seeing he has zero friends or social life of his own and the constant pretending he is so busy and stressed daily (despite not having a proper job).
This time next year they won't be together. He'll move back to his parents and make countless videos about how not to fall in love and instantly take on peoples baggage.
He loves a clickbait title on his videos so soon you will see a mopey face sat in his car with the title "It's over".
Omg keegan has gone full aggressive fitness influencer in the style of 1980's American infomercial. But wait there's more! HI IM BARRY SCOTT!!! Hahahaha they are the terrible twosome. And Keegan admitting he was doing drugs only a few years ago when he was already spouting wellness shit. He must think we have zero memory
