Britney Spears Bombs at the VMA's

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We've all looked in the mirror and thought we looked great....when we really didn't. I'm sure she looked at herself before her performance and approved. I give her points for that. Y'know...celebrity ain't what it used to be. Just because she failed this time doesn't mean that it's over. I liked her when I saw that clip. I sure hope she can keep on keepin' on cause she's learning lessons that are valuable. She just has to avoid and deal with: substance abuse, spousal abuse, fan abuse, record company abuse, IRS abuse, child abuse...etc. like the rest of us.
 

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My thought was she's a drugged up mess and hence won't listen to what anyone tells her to do. To her, coming out in your underwear is sophisticated and fitting garb for a comeback.
While drugs/alcohol may be involved, I think she is a clueless and scared little girl surrounded by "yes men" who want a piece of the pie and want to ride the gravy train as long as possible. They will tell her she looks great and sexy in anything that keeps the paychecks coming. I feel very sorry for her and the state of her life.
 

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Well, it really doesn't matter if her "comeback" works or not because she still pulls in $700,000+ a MONTH. How ridiculous is that? She has no talent and just like Paris Hilton and fire-crotch HoHAN needs to just go AWAY. I haven't even seen the performance from the VMAs and I'm not going to torture myself by viewing it either. I will however, put my DICK IN A BOX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&mode=related&search=

That performance won an EMMY. Still too damn funny.
 

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i felt bad for her, not because of all the bad publicity, but because she actually did it.

I feel weird because that's someone's mom grinding around humping and bumping on girls and guys alike, in her draw's. :(
 

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i felt bad for her, not because of all the bad publicity, but because she actually did it.

I feel weird because that's someone's mom grinding around humping and bumping on girls and guys alike, in her draw's. :(

I'm sure Lourdes will have seen her mother (Madonna) do the same thing in her day. I am sure the Spears-Federline boys will do just fine. You'd be amazed at what you can stomach for $700,000+ a month.
 

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Ok maybe music will have to wait, and she needs therapy, but, on the other hand, I'm sooo in love. If she goes back to the trailer park and lives near Joy Darville Turner. Honey baby I'm on my way home. P.S. Her ASS was GODDAM PERFECT and her whole body was smokin. I'd live with her in sickness and sex.
 

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(a)lot of people on the MTV site have said the same about her figure. Thing is we're used to seeing her with the rock hard abs and she has had 2 kids...

Her performance was a complete joke and a scathing indictment of the music industry. This empress had no clothes in more ways than one...

Britney, like so many others these days, has never been anything more than a face and studio-produced voice with some dancing talent...

Performers like Britney are a dime a dozen... It's the 60s girl groups all over again.

White trash like Britney aren't bright enough to write a lyric much less know what they're getting into. She saw bright lights, dollar signs, and she was on her way completely unaware of the vicious business she was getting into.


Wow, this response was all over the place. It went from supporting Brit Brit, to rubbing her country-ass in the dirt where her career is.

Damn, a little harsh with the "white trash" comment?
 

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I wish she'd take a break and get her life in order, but some people get addicted to the spotlight.

She should live a little, do some good for the world, grow up and come back only when she has something worthwhile to say.

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That aside, her tummy looks better than most post-baby tummies. Heck, her figure is better than the majority of women who've had kids, so good for her.

But she can't dance at all -- could she ever dance? (Never saw a pre-crack up video of her dancing)
 

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She should live a little, do some good for the world, grow up and come back only when she has something worthwhile to say.

Don't the 'doing some good for the world' and 'coming back' statements contradict one another?

She'd do the world a favour by cutting drastically her oxygen consumption. And by 'drastically', I mean 'completely'.
 

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The media wanted her back more than she wanted to be back. That was the problem. She shoulda waited like Whitney did. It would have worked. Oh wait, Whitney's still a crackhead...nevermind.
 

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Don't the 'doing some good for the world' and 'coming back' statements contradict one another?

She'd do the world a favour by cutting drastically her oxygen consumption. And by 'drastically', I mean 'completely'.

Oh, I'd never say that! It would tarnish my image as an airheaded do-gooder!
 

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Don't the 'doing some good for the world' and 'coming back' statements contradict one another?

She'd do the world a favour by cutting drastically her oxygen consumption. And by 'drastically', I mean 'completely'.

Go to my room. :heart:
 

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Oh, I'd never say that! It would tarnish my image as an airheaded do-gooder!

Now now, I don't think anyone believes you to be an airhead, hotmilf. :wink: Regardless, that's why I'm here - I have little to no image to tarnish by dissing people like that, so I figured I might as well be (brutally) honest. :biggrin1:
 

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Wow, this response was all over the place. It went from supporting Brit Brit, to rubbing her country-ass in the dirt where her career is.

Damn, a little harsh with the "white trash" comment?

I was tired :smile:.

I call 'em like I see 'em. I'll give her credit and defend her where it's due, and criticize her where she deserves it.
 

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I agree with you 100%.

She looks good, her body is fine.. and much better than most women with 2 toddlers born so close together. I imagine she's had some surgical intervention along the way to help with that, but she doesn't look bad at all.

However, the outfit was terrible and her performance was even worse. She looked like she was fucked up on something, and the fact that she had very little talent to begin with anyway made it a complete disaster.

Snoozan,
I think she actually did have talent in the area of just entertaining people. She is not a great singer or dancer, but she had some kind of special sense for putting on a show in the past. With this last performance, though, it all seemed to elude her. That this performance was such a disaster is really a mystery after all those years of seemingly unerring entertainment sense.
 

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Well, it really doesn't matter if her "comeback" works or not because she still pulls in $700,000+ a MONTH. How ridiculous is that? She has no talent and just like Paris Hilton and fire-crotch HoHAN needs to just go AWAY. I haven't even seen the performance from the VMAs and I'm not going to torture myself by viewing it either. I will however, put my DICK IN A BOX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&mode=related&search=

That performance won an EMMY. Still too damn funny.


That made me giggle hysterically. :biggrin1:
 

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Snoozan,
I think she actually did have talent in the area of just entertaining people. She is not a great singer or dancer, but she had some kind of special sense for putting on a show in the past. With this last performance, though, it all seemed to elude her. That this performance was such a disaster is really a mystery after all those years of seemingly unerring entertainment sense.

These are my thoughts exactly on her "talents", aside from her obvious physical charms.