Britney Spears' Gash

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Exactly DBKinMA!

Besides...what do you think a gaggle of Lesbians would say if K-Fed were dangling his sausage around in public like Brit. Probably a lot worse than has been said about Brit here.

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I really wish this wouldn't become a gay verses straight debate. All I know is that if I went out in public and exposed myself I would be arrested and charged with open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior here in Massachusetts. If I was found guilty I would have to register as a sex offender for the rest of my life. This woman goes out and exposes herself and some people think this is acceptable behavior. Those picture will haunt her children for the rest of their lives. Is this the behavior of a fit mother??
 

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What will they accuse her of? Possession of a vagina? Socialising while being a parent?

The choice of outfit was, without a doubt, a bad choice. But it neither makes her a slut nor an unfit parent.

We've all made bad decisions, but thankfully for most of us, we don't get papped in the process!
 

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Aesthetically, it's pleasing, but that's where the interest stops. Pathetic is the only word to describe her situation. She played house and mommy too early and is now breaking out against it psychologically, realizing that she gave up part of her youth. Actually, this is a case of keeping better company - Lindsey Louhan, Paris Hilton - it's Bambi Bimbo hanging out with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. She desperately needs an environment change and change of friends. She should also focus on getting her career back in gear and graduating from being a teen pop star.
 

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What will they accuse her of? Possession of a vagina? Socialising while being a parent?

The choice of outfit was, without a doubt, a bad choice. But it neither makes her a slut nor an unfit parent.

We've all made bad decisions, but thankfully for most of us, we don't get papped in the process!


Have you ever heard of indecent exposure?? Here in the USA we have laws. Indecent exposure laws in most states make it a crime to purposefully display one's genitals in public, causing others to be alarmed or offended. Indecent exposure is often committed for the sexual
gratification of the offender, and may reach the level of a sexual assault
if any physical contact is made.
 

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I really wish this wouldn't become a gay verses straight debate. All I know is that if I went out in public and exposed myself I would be arrested and charged with open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior here in Massachusetts. If I was found guilty I would have to register as a sex offender for the rest of my life. This woman goes out and exposes herself and some people think this is acceptable behavior. Those picture will haunt her children for the rest of their lives. Is this the behavior of a fit mother??

to add to double standards of this thread.....if this were some ridiculously hot guy you wouldnt be saying the same thing.....
 

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Have you ever heard of indecent exposure?? Here in the USA we have laws. Indecent exposure laws in most states make it a crime to
purposefully display one's genitals in public, causing others to be alarmed or offended. Indecent exposure is often committed for the sexual gratification of the offender, and may reach the level of a sexual assault
if any physical contact is made.

Well I'm not buying that she did it for the purposes of sexual gratification or that it can be considered a sexual assault. I think people are making a mountain out of a molehill.

And given that you're here, on a site that is an homage to the male sexual organ... one can only assume it is the female genitals that offend you.
 

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On what evidence do you base your accusation??

I should correct myself.....i didnt mean "you" when I typed it. I actually meant to type "people on this board". The evidence of my accusation is this forum. Every other thread and topic is about "showing yourself off in the men's room", "how to be disguisting and cruise in public showers", "pissing in the showers", "displaying my massive manhood to straight friends", "making my bulge bigger than the state of rhode island", "nude sex on public beaches".....Its hilarious, maybe incidental, that almost all negative posts about her in this thread were from gay guys. I'm no fan of britney spears, yeh when i was younger and she was hotter i would jerk off to her all the time. Now i find her annoying and nowhere as attractive. I really dont care if she showed her junk off in public. Look at the celebrity endowments section for further proof of my accusation. Almost all the celebs people want to see are candid shots of them accidentally exposing themselves. You know if it were some hot guy there would be 10 different threads about her and everyone would be posting omg so hung, not as hung as me, im so much bigger, what a nice cock, i'd hit that, damn circumcisers got to that one too, id love to nail that, etc etc etc.....it is them epitomy of double standards on this forum and you know it. The evidence is so clear.....if it were a hot guy, this site would be gawking and praising with the probably 80%+ gay guys all rubbing one out in sync but the fact that is was a "had been" sex symbol for straight guys now its worthy of lectures about the scarlet letter :rolleyes:
 

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The choice of outfit was, without a doubt, a bad choice. But it neither makes her a slut nor an unfit parent.

She broke a friend's first rule of dress shopping, "It must be longer than it is wide." It's a good rule.

It's akin to my number one shorts rule, "shorts must be long enough to cover the gun, while going commando, in public." Luckily strip clubs and certain other clubs aren't public places, i.e. I've never broken my own rule.
 

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Personally, I think she's got a really nice, smooth looking, lickable pussy, and I love to lick.

Practically, I'm amazed at this new phenom of the "whoops no panties" publicity stunt.

And, obversely... I can't imagine how much it absolutely SUCKS to have every single little mistake, mistep and embarassing moment caught on camera and sold to the tabloids, let alone thrown around the internet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm looking, and loving it. But it must be increadibly stressful for her -- and for Lohan and co., regardless as to whether they've brought it on themselves or not. Just think of all the little ooops, and whoopses that happen in our daily lives (the other day, while going commando, I walked out of the men's room at work w/my fly open -- likely I was giving a show for at least a half-hour). Imagine if every single one of those little stumbles was, within minutes, broadcast to the entire world. THAT'S job stress.
 

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man. that's a good rule. that must be why I'm always hanging out in public and getting hassled by storekeepers.
 

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I should correct myself.....i didnt mean "you" when I typed it. I actually meant to type "people on this board". The evidence of my accusation is this forum. Every other thread and topic is about "showing yourself off in the men's room", "how to be disguisting and cruise in public showers", "pissing in the showers", "displaying my massive manhood to straight friends", "making my bulge bigger than the state of rhode island", "nude sex on public beaches".....Its hilarious, maybe incidental, that almost all negative posts about her in this thread were from gay guys. I'm no fan of britney spears, yeh when i was younger and she was hotter i would jerk off to her all the time. Now i find her annoying and nowhere as attractive. I really dont care if she showed her junk off in public. Look at the celebrity endowments section for further proof of my accusation. Almost all the celebs people want to see are candid shots of them accidentally exposing themselves. You know if it were some hot guy there would be 10 different threads about her and everyone would be posting omg so hung, not as hung as me, im so much bigger, what a nice cock, i'd hit that, damn circumcisers got to that one too, id love to nail that, etc etc etc.....it is them epitomy of double standards on this forum and you know it. The evidence is so clear.....if it were a hot guy, this site would be gawking and praising with the probably 80%+ gay guys all rubbing one out in sync but the fact that is was a "had been" sex symbol for straight guys now its worthy of lectures about the scarlet letter :rolleyes:
There are plenty of examples of double standards in evidence on this board from men who identify themselves as straight and most often from those who identify as 100% straight. However, in the interests of balance on this thread, I have to agree with your comments, Baseball. You are perfectly correct. It would be an entirely different matter if some guy were flashing his cock around in public and even in a much more obvious way than this.

I don't see that her exposure in this way compromises her credentials as a mother. I'm quite sure that she was aware of the risk of getting snapped and perhaps even solicited it, but who cares. It is only an issue if people choose to make it so. I have no interest in her as a person as or as an artist and have even less interest in seeing her flash her flaps but I can't see what good castigating her for it can possible achieve. Nor can I see what relevence it has to a board about big dicks and related support issues.
 

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I wish she wouldn't. I wish none of them would. Guys or gals. Don't they say that imagination is far more appealing than the reality?
 

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Yeah, sorry, Paul... Gash? I know you like me are British but come on, a little decorum please matey?