Britney's answering machine

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  1. Shelby

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    from Letterman's top ten messages left on Britney Spears answering machine

    This is NASA calling. We think you may be astronaut material.
     
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    "This is the bowl-a-rama center... We think your head can help us..."
     
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    "This is the Sinead O' Connor fan club; we're still in the process of reviewing YOUR application."
     
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    Thenk you for calling the Lobotomy Clinic. Who am I?
     
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    "Hewwo, Bwitney, this is Elmer Fudd cawwing back. I appweciate you shaving your head wike that, but sooner or water my wife would find out we'd bweak up."
     
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