I am typing this as the action described herein is actually going on. I have a new neighbor, this house seems to be taking flight. With a landlord (first floor), who's a former Air Force mechanic, a former AF pilot currently employed in aviation industry (me, third floor) and the newest neighbor, a Stewardess without military experience, working for Continental airlines, and has now moved into the fourth floor apartment. Right above my own humble abode. Thing is, she's currently at climbing to service ceiling. In bed, I mean, and I hear everything. I know now what the guy in the apartment below me must eventually endure, but this girl is something different. Those shrill shrieks can be really annoying. What shall I do? Challenge her for a bitch fight next time I meet her in the staircase? Or start a sound competition? Intercept her guys and lure them into my bed?