Broke in a size queen wanna be

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by Imported, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    hshade: I broke in a supposed size queen Monday night, she's been throwing the pussy up in my face for some time now so I smashed it. The girls real good friends with my girlfriend and my girl talks more than she listens which is a good thing in this case.
    The girl came over Monday night and ask when was I gonna give her some dick. I grabbed a condom so fast it shocked her. I made sure she was lubricated well and could only get my head in her at first. Then I told her to calm down and managed to get two more inches in her, she was crying and telling me I was to big for her. I spent almost two hours riding her nice and hard. This woman claimed their wasn't a dick too big for her to take. Bev was so sore afterwards that I had to help her to the car and she cursed me out from the time I pulled out of her till I closed the car door. I told her as she was leaving your not the first piece I'd stretched past its limits and you won't be the last, the next time you'll have to pay if you want all this big black dick.
     
  2. GottaBigOne

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    Curious a little as to why it gets you hot to hurt another human being.
    What is the nature of sadism???
    Does it make you feel like more of a man to be "Too big" for any woman?
     
  3. madame_zora

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    Gottabigone, this is our friend's second post, from the nature and tone of it, probably belongs in the fictitious stories thread...sounds more like ego-gratification than anything else.
     
  4. blar

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    yea i agree
     
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    So the dude's a hopeless romantic. Ain't love grand? :rolleyes:
     
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    Madame Zora,

    That's why I love you...you always see through the B.S.

    He claims that he could barely get the first 2 inches inside the woman (or victom, depending how you read it). Either way, you don't have to be a size queen to handle a mere 2 inches. I don't care how big of head a penis has (mine's proportionally large, by the way, even considering the overall magnitude of my cock). But no penis-head is so large it won't fit into even a normal woman. And if he does have a large dick and only 2 inches went in when the woman began experiencing discomfort, we've got to be only be talking about the glans "head."
    My glans is longer than 2 inches.

    Whatever, I suppose I'm wasting my time even responding to this post.

    ....By the way, of course he's black, because "blackness" makes things bigger, as we all know. Apparently size is not a matter of dimension-- length, girth, volume--but a matter of pigmentation. People are freakin' idiots.
     
  7. jdoe86

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    He is so busy bragging that he failed to notice that he is on the LPSG. I am sure that most of the hung guys here have meet up with a "size queen" who had a hard time taking their penis. I am only 8" x 6" and I have had a few women who had a hard time taking me or couldn't take me. I had a black girl about 20 years ago who couldn't even take the head and she had made it know to all the girls at work she could handle any man, black or white. He obviously isn't going to impress anyone here..
     
  8. Imported

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    XXLHS: Hmmm... I had to post here just cause the original post seems so whacked... Sex-As-A-Weapon attitudes are "NOT COOL" that is like - sick. If you want to take someone down a peg or two, drop your shorts and whissle, let a size-queen do the work and come to the conclusion she doesn't fit, or whatever... but RIPPING UP some woman - even if she did egg it on - is just sick.

    I can honestly say that that sounds like rape to me, sorry but that kinda thing just makes me want to smack you in the head with a rolled up newspaper... "Down boy, down!!!" No one here thinks that cool, especially the women, who I can tell you don't think that being stuffed like a goose for fragras is at all enjoyable... I think that you may suffer from too much sadistic online porn or something.

    Let me remind you that women are somewhat delicate down there and that sort of behavior and activity from someone like you doing that can possibly damage their ability to have children or carry one... do you really want to be the reason that some woman loses a child years from now? Will you feel cool, saying I stretched her out so much, she miscarried? That something to brag about... Grow up, don't be a dork, no one thinks that acting like a fool in front of others to impress them make you anything other the look foolish.

    I am not trying to be harsh, just trying to say, before you get too old, or do this again to someone, think about what your doing and how it looks to others about who you are... I think that you will find that if you are hung and huge, that if you use it wisely and kindly life will be much kinder to you. Its not a weapon, its something to use with care to pleasure someone else that's special to you.

    Anyway, my two cents on this one.
     
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    You know what.. I don't even think he gets any.. all talk and no action!
     
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    This is date rape. Very clear to me.
     
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    HShade,

    Please turn in you membership card! You need to put on the shades of shame! What is up with your outrageous behavior? From the beginning of your thread to the end you were at least duplicitous and at most illegal! First you infer that you were cheating on your girlfriend and implied that she deserved it, secondly delighted in the fact that you knocked this size queen down a peg or two, thirdly that you keep on ticking when her parts took a licking , and fourth you had the nerve to tell anybody that you are a black man! Please! This is how very negative stereotypes are perpetuated.If you are going to commit acts of assault and sexual battery, do not make us complicite in your behavior by spreading the "good news! "

    Naughty
     
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    Glad to see so many on the side of the angels! XXLHS, I love your attitude towards women, made me feel all warm and gushy inside ;) and Naughty, I think we need fear not from this asshole, I doubt this ever happened.....he's probably just ganked the story from the pages of some schlock he read online.
     
  13. Imported

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    maverackstud8: Everybody
    I only understtod some the first post by shade or grade or whatever.

    Sound the black,who tried to tell,his dick was so big,he busted his girlfreinds insides.

    I replied to this.by saying.I was with your girlfreind last nite-and stretched her so wide she said your penis was too small for her.Caurse I was lying-never ever meet his girl freind,-if you had to begin with.

    but it was a great come back

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    I seemed remember,the guy had a pretty shit reply-something you two or something simular
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    I must say.I can't stand these black guys,that think all white guys have small dicks or must believe total bullshit out of their mouths.

    Hello,read this black guys-us white can have a big one.too.
    Really.God isn't a racist like some of you.

    I KID YOU NOT-TRUE STORY.

    Could I make this kind of shit up?

    NO.
     
  14. madame_zora

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    Maverick, I don't think his problem is that he's black, I think it's just that he's an asshole, regardless of color!!
     
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    On a semi-completely unrelated topic...we're all black on the inside...I say we focus on that and there would be less asshattery in teh world (asshattery=the status of being an asshat)
     
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    I dunno about you, but the last time I looked, I was made out of flesh, not oil! :p

    -Psst, don't tell dubya what you're made of!

    Anyway, I know if someone was being that bitchy to me, she's not worthy of my attention.
     
  17. Imported

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    maverackstud8: hshade-what you say should happen to you,only bigger and fatter.LONGER AND HARDER ALL NIGHT LONG.

    Maverick, I don't think his problem is that he's black, I think it's just that he's an asshole, regardless of color!!

    I COULD KISS YOU-MADAME SO CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN.

    WOPH WOPH WOPH.WAGES HIS TAIL,WOPH WOPH,WOPH.
     
  18. Imported

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    maverackstud8: CHRIST SHE'S REDUCE THE LION TO A DOG.
     
  19. Pappy

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    Carolina, I don't know where you get your facts but we are all definitely NOT balck on the inside. We are a multitude of colors inside but we all have basically the same interior. Women have a uterus and fallopian tubes as well as a womb and guys have a prostate gland and testicles. Outside of reproductive organs everyone is the same on the inside. As a former surgical scrub, I have seen the inside of most races and bothe sexes first hand. Believe me if you are black on the inside then you definitely have a problem. :)
     
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    maverackstud8: Carolina-actually,we are all pink,red and brown on the inside.Skin is only skin deep.-unless you make it go further.
     
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