Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

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  1. Landshark77

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    Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
    for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963

    WEEK ONE

    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey


    WEEK TWO

    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey


    WEEK THREE

    Beans al fresca
    Thin-sliced Bacon
    Hazelnut Coffee
    Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
    K-Y gel


    WEEK FOUR

    Beans en salade
    Pancetta
    Coffee (espresso grind)
    5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
    2 tubes K-Y gel


    WEEK FIVE

    Fresh Fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
    Medallions of veal
    Porcini mushrooms
    1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
    1 extra large bottle Astro-glide


    WEEK SIX

    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Organic Eggs
    Spanish Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Crushed Walnuts
    Arugula
    Clarified Butter
    Extra Virgin Olive oil
    Pure Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organdy
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
    Large tin Crisco
     
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    You Forgot the Condoms and Lube
     
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    He's got the lube, I guess those cowboys ride bareback.
     
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    They were sheep herders.
     
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    ...until they're brokeback.
     
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    Oh man...thats funny. I love it.
     
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    LOL - that's classic!
     
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    K-Y Gel
    Astroglide
    Extra Virgin Olive Oil
    Clarified butter
    Large tin Crisco

    Isn't that enough lube?

    Condoms?
    Condom sales didn't take off until the 1980s.

    BTW, I loved the grocery lists. Very clever.
     
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    O! Wyoming - where men are men and sheep are afraid.
     
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    I shared this with some friends of mine. It was the best gay joke they've heard in a long time.
     
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    I guess there is a large grizzly bear named Martha Stewart and her lovely assistant Boo Boo eating haute gourmet cuisine out of those "pick-a-nick baskets" with Jack and Ennis' fondue pot and raclettes, eh? Sniffing lots of poppers and reading and reciting Kerouac and Ginsberg. Dropping LSD while listening to Parker play bebop. You omitted the smoked salmon and feta crudites and honey fondant petit fours ordered from The Swiss Colony in Week Three and cinnamon, pecan praline biscotti dippin' cookies in Week Four. And the 64 cans of one calorie TAB cola...
     
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    So Brokeback Mountain turns into Bareback Mountain ??:confused:
     
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