Broken things

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  1. D_jdgfjkjhg

    D_jdgfjkjhg New Member

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    What have you broken, crushed or squashed whilst in the throws of sex??
     
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    my back.. it's always my back !!
     
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    A poster bed. Talk about losing a hardon...couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes.:biggrin1:
     
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    My glasses.
    Talk about fucking yourself blind!



    Cool thread idea, Sha041
     
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    Well I'm a single gal so I'm generally always solo when it comes to sex - but I have so far broken 5, yes FIVE, vibrators!

    They have, quite literally, been fucked to death! lol
     
  6. WildHoney

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    Hhahah too funny, sitting here reading this thread with really sore elbows ( doggie style arse up high) and carpet burn scars on my kees that are still sore from 2 months ago.


    I always come home covered in bruises and sore in places I didnt know I had. I consider it a sign of a reallllly good night :tongue:

    Honey
     
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    Definitely had too much carpet burns on my knees. Once broke my bed, we were fucking really hard, he was on top riding me then suddenly *CRACK* and the supporting beam under my bed broke. We shrugged and carried on! lol
     
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    one time I broke the front glass of my car (don't know the english word) with my head during my orgasm!!!! :-o

    Not painful, but really impressive!! :-D
     
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    I broke one girl's hymen...if that counts.

    I once sort of sprained this girl's arm doing this backwards handstand thing...
     
  10. Falcon9

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    I've broken a lot of condoms...
     
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    Where do I start, a few Beds, Couple Table lamps, 3 I think, and a Whirlpool Tub, the Don't make Tubs Like they Use too!!!!
     
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    For the things I've broken, there go a bed, two chairs, an electric alarm clock of which I found parts for weeks after (it was one of those early digital types with the flapping time readout), a tent and a flower bed. Do flowers count as things?

    In terms of personal damage, I have taken a few bruises from going at it too fierce, abrasions from nails, a few bites, carpet burns. The usual stuff, I guess.
     
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    i too have broken a bed a sofa and a vibrator :redface:
     
  14. D_jdgfjkjhg

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    Claire Talon,
    How you break the alarm clock??
     
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    There was the swingset a few years back. My gf decided that she wanted to sit on my lap. At the time I was sitting on her kids swingset. Well, one thing lead to another and before you know it she was really getting into a rythm when the swingset's top bar bent in the middle and we crashed to the ground. I bet we laughed for 5 minutes.
     
  16. Falcon9

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    Re: Breaking things while having sex:

    besides breaking a few condoms... I have broken the law by having sex in a public place. I broke it a few times actually. But it seems to still be intact.
     
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    Knocked over candles on the nightstand and set the curtains on fire - does that count?
     
  18. Ethyl

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    In no particular order:

    1 antique lamp (easily fixed)
    1 cheap lamp (trashed)
    shower curtain rod
    kitchen cabinet door
    hotel bed (who hasn't?)
    dining room chair
    porch swing (ouch)
    1 drinking glass
    pair of eyeglasses (rolled over on 'em)

    there may be a few others but that's all I can think of right now.
     
  19. rob_just_rob

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    Bedframe, twice (two different beds, hers and mine).
    Condom, two occasions (yikes).
    Hymen, once.
     
  20. Ethyl

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    Silly me. That should have been first on my list. :biggrin1:
     
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