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Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by D_jdgfjkjhg, Nov 15, 2006.
What have you broken, crushed or squashed whilst in the throws of sex??
my back.. it's always my back !!
A poster bed. Talk about losing a hardon...couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes.:biggrin1:
Talk about fucking yourself blind!
Cool thread idea, Sha041
Well I'm a single gal so I'm generally always solo when it comes to sex - but I have so far broken 5, yes FIVE, vibrators!
They have, quite literally, been fucked to death! lol
Hhahah too funny, sitting here reading this thread with really sore elbows ( doggie style arse up high) and carpet burn scars on my kees that are still sore from 2 months ago.
I always come home covered in bruises and sore in places I didnt know I had. I consider it a sign of a reallllly good night :tongue:
Definitely had too much carpet burns on my knees. Once broke my bed, we were fucking really hard, he was on top riding me then suddenly *CRACK* and the supporting beam under my bed broke. We shrugged and carried on! lol
one time I broke the front glass of my car (don't know the english word) with my head during my orgasm!!!! :-o
Not painful, but really impressive!! :-D
I broke one girl's hymen...if that counts.
I once sort of sprained this girl's arm doing this backwards handstand thing...
I've broken a lot of condoms...
Where do I start, a few Beds, Couple Table lamps, 3 I think, and a Whirlpool Tub, the Don't make Tubs Like they Use too!!!!
For the things I've broken, there go a bed, two chairs, an electric alarm clock of which I found parts for weeks after (it was one of those early digital types with the flapping time readout), a tent and a flower bed. Do flowers count as things?
In terms of personal damage, I have taken a few bruises from going at it too fierce, abrasions from nails, a few bites, carpet burns. The usual stuff, I guess.
i too have broken a bed a sofa and a vibrator :redface:
How you break the alarm clock??
There was the swingset a few years back. My gf decided that she wanted to sit on my lap. At the time I was sitting on her kids swingset. Well, one thing lead to another and before you know it she was really getting into a rythm when the swingset's top bar bent in the middle and we crashed to the ground. I bet we laughed for 5 minutes.
Re: Breaking things while having sex:
besides breaking a few condoms... I have broken the law by having sex in a public place. I broke it a few times actually. But it seems to still be intact.
Knocked over candles on the nightstand and set the curtains on fire - does that count?
In no particular order:
1 antique lamp (easily fixed)
1 cheap lamp (trashed)
shower curtain rod
kitchen cabinet door
hotel bed (who hasn't?)
dining room chair
porch swing (ouch)
1 drinking glass
pair of eyeglasses (rolled over on 'em)
there may be a few others but that's all I can think of right now.
Bedframe, twice (two different beds, hers and mine).
Condom, two occasions (yikes).
Silly me. That should have been first on my list. :biggrin1: