Brooms Are Like Penis

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Yesterday I went to the store to buy stuff and I got a call to buy 4 brooms. I asked the person if he wants short, long, hard or soft brooms. He got very angry and I said it is a simple question. He needs to specify because you have a broom for a specific funtion. And that made me think about our tool as well...
 
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Yesterday I went to the store to buy stuff and I got a call to buy 4 brooms. I asked the person if he wants short, long, hard or soft brooms. He got very angry and I said it is a simple question. He needs to specify because you have a broom for a specific funtion. And that made me think about our tool as well...
 

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Not sure if this is meant to be a joke, a question or a request for rumination. So since I don't know how to respond I'm going to just make a clean sweep and brush it aside.
Touché.

Not sure about the broom but the penis mightier than the sword, or so they say...

 
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Touché.

Not sure about the broom but the penis mightier than the sword, or so they say...

Funny how regional accents can mess up an exchange.

That clip reminds me a bit of this:

AN ITALIAN COMES TO AMERICA

One day Ima go to No Fock, Virginia to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tell the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tell her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two pisson my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you Sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me Sonna Ma Bitch. Later I go to eat at Tyler Restaurant, the waitress, Virginia, bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock, Virginia. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say no fock Virginia on the table. You Sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calls me a Sonna Ma Bitch and get the hell out of No Fock, Virginia. So I go back to my room inna hotel, and there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him i wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you Sonna Ma Bitch. I don't even know the man and ha call me Sonna Ma Bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say "peace to you". I say piss onna you, too, you Sonna Ma Bitch. I go back to Italy!!!