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Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by dkmilker, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. dkmilker

    dkmilker Member

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    I was browsing videos at an adult video place several years ago. The place was huge. They must have had over 3000 videos gay, str8, and other. So I'm browsing the gay section and I round a corner at the end of a row and the vids change to TV/TS. I'm about to go back around when I see a hot guy down the row. He looks like a surfer type - Blond hair, nice tan, rosie nose. He's wearing a t-shirt and cotton jersey sweat shorts. Even from about 30 feet I can see he's got some definite boneage going on down there.
    Perv that I am, I scheme to get closer by slowly strolling toward him as if I'm still browsing the vids. Luckily I had a ball cap on so I could pull down the bill enough to shroud my gaze. I got about 7 or so feet from him, which was as close as I dared lest I break the spell, but he still didn't seem to notice my presence. The video racks went almost all the way down to the floor, so I got down on one knee to "check out a video" (he he):biggrin1: and the view was awesome. His cock looked to be at least 7" and it was definitely on the rise. I was staring hard enough to see it hopping lightly with his pulse as it rose and I remember muttering "OMFG" under my breath. I think I got light-headed as I watched this scene play out. I could tell by the clear ridge of his cock head that he had a classic, plus-size mushroom.
    His cock got just a hair below full horizontal and he still seemed oblivious to my presence, much less my full-on gawking (although, I do think I managed to disguise my gaze). He put the box he was looking at back on the rack and started browsing again and his cock started slowly sinking in his shorts. I thought the show was over until he chose another box to look at and up hopped the bunny rabbit again.
    This went on for about a half hour-up and down, up and down. Finally he suddenly seemed aware of his condition, and the show he was putting on, and he quickly put his hands in his pockets and made a B-line for the exit. I was crestfallen. I could have watched that show for hours.
    Ever since then, if I'm ever in an adult video place I always check for similar entertainment possibilities.

    Anybody else ever see a show like this?
     
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    Stories like this are the reason why, before I discovered torrent sharing of full scenes, I always bought porn online (that and I was under 18 at the time :tongue:).

    The last thing I need is to show a bulge like my old avatar and gain some 'followers'. And if you were following him for 30 minutes, something tells me he was aware of the little show he was giving you.

    On an unrelated note, I may be getting a job at a local porn shop, if only for the jokes I can make from it. *crosses fingers*
     
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    In all the time he was browsing he didn't move but maybe 3 feet, so it's not accurate to say I was "following" him but that's not to say that I wouldn't have if he got out of my range of sight. I suppose what I did was somewhat predatory, but I wasn't being blatently intrusive. He never looked at me and glared or anything. As far as I could tell, he just suddenly noticed his condition and my presence. No big scene ensued.
     
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    May be he was getting off on it, and edging, therefore might have had to get out quickly before he shot his load. Or to get out so he could take himself in hand. I'm sure I would have noticed if someone was that close and my cock was dancing.
     
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    A hard-on in an adult book store?? I'm shocked, SHOCKED! to find erections going on in such a place.

    now... where did I put my tokens?
     
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    When Ever I have gone in an Adult video store, I usually have my wife with me, she is petite, and tattooed, very punk rock looking.
    she dresses very fashionable and very sexy.
    I let her walk in first, then I walk in a few minutes afterwards,
    most of the porn shops we go to arn't the nicest..
    and there are usually only older gentalmen in there..
    I think it throws them off to see a gal walk in the room..
    fun times ;)
     
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