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I've also got a bootie that puts J.Lo to shame.

I think it's just crappy luck.


:eek: "Put JLo to shame". That's impressive in my book. I see women that have more super bubble than JLo and Serena, but they aren't common.

You can control your luck to some degree. I pointed out that your belief bulge plays no role is flawed.

I must admit I'm a bit surprised at your luck though. I would have thought small dicks would avoid you more often than not, since from your description of yourself you would give the impression you are designed for more physically.
 

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I also get all emotional retards, moochers, and abusive assholes as well. I've got a sign above my head that only they can see.

Eventually, I just gave up. No dick is worth that shit.

I just stick to batteries now. This shop is closed.
 

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My friend has a bugle that one of my freinds jokingly makes fun of, but swears he's small since they played hockey up until last year, that is not a concern really but I am curious what girls look at more.
A bugle is large compared, say, to a harmonica, but small compared to a trombone. If your friend can't get people to stop making fun of his bugle, he should either get used to their mockery or take up another instrument, such as the bass tuba.
 

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I'ma have to go with no on this one cos in addition to the tatas, I've also got a bootie that puts J.Lo to shame. I'm not a tiny gal. I don't know that I'm necessarily a BBW either, but I probably am more towards that end of the spectrum than I am the Olsen twins.

I think it's just crappy luck.

hang on now Jlo's booty is put to shame
when do I get to see this?
 

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Superlarge, I haven't even seen an AVERAGE cock in over a year. Every man I meet is hung like a microbe. So until I see a fat, baby's-arm-type-cock standing at attention, I assume nothing. Less disappointment that way.I concur.
I'm serious, y'all. The men I attract should be fucking Froot Loops, not women. That is so sad, :frown1:I had one of those in June. I also get all emotional retards, moochers, and abusive assholes as well. I've got a sign above my head that only they can see. I used to think that as well. After doing a reality check and some major introspection and meditation I realized it's really not me. There are just an abundance of men out there that are rude, lack both book smarts and common sense, were apparently raised by wolves given their table manners and are subsequently undateable. Eventually, I just gave up. No dick is worth that shit. I just stick to batteries now. This shop is closed.
YIKES! Sorry I don't do toys. I just mope and bitch about not getting any. :biggrin1:

I think girls check guys out just like we check boobs and ass :)
I will check for a bulge on men whom I find physically attractive. However I am also aware that many men are growers not showers and most of you guys do not have an erection 24/7.


A bugle is large compared, say, to a harmonica, but small compared to a trombone. If your friend can't get people to stop making fun of his bugle, he should either get used to their mockery or take up another instrument, such as the bass tuba.
ROTFLMAO, now that was funny. :biggrin1:
 

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Ninja in spite of your spelling, I'm sure your flaccid flops around when you move and people notice. Mine is soft and floppy too, but it's definitely there. I have a friend whose penis is always semiengorged even when he is not aroused. He's a little guy and it definitely makes an impression. If you've even been in a locker room I'm sure you've noticed that there are a minority of guys with this type of nonerection that sticks out. Some flaccid penises hang forward a bit, but from what I've seen most just hang down.
 

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Eva makes a great comment with the very funny microbe comment. Hanging out on this site and other on the net and from time to time viewing porn I am getting to the point that I believe all men are bigger than me. Based on statistics, I believe this to not be true since I am at least 1.5" above average length and about average girth. This would make me bigger than most men. However, on here it seems that the women who post indicate that it's normal to find a big man. Eva makes me feel somewhat better since she does seem to be finding the normal or smaller men out there.
 

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Personally I wouldn't care about a guy's bulge cuz I wouldn't really care how big he is if he's not hard. My bf is like 3 in. soft and about 8 in. hard, so for me yeah I wouldn't care about a bulge.

I dont know if this required a new thread but I am very curious and did not find an exact answer. My friend has a bugle that one of my freinds jokingly makes fun of, but swears he's small since they played hockey up until last year, that is not a concern really but I am curious what girls look at more. Now its alot different then mine, his sticks straight out and is very noticeable, mine runs more down my leg soft, but do girls notice something like that more? I am just curious?
 

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Hmm...maybe I should start checking out bulges. I've never bothered to in the past. But if it increases the chances of finding a guy with a big one it may be time to develop the habit.
 

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Hmm...maybe I should start checking out bulges. I've never bothered to in the past. But if it increases the chances of finding a guy with a big one it may be time to develop the habit.

Do you know if it increases the chances? I dunno what the statistics are or whatever, my bf is the only big guy I've been w/and he's kinda small when he's soft but then he growwwws :smile: I sorta wonder if that's normal or if the guys that are big soft are usually bigger hard?
 

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Before you know what a guy has, a bulge peaks my interest. It sexually arouse my interest to find out what is inside his pants.
 

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I notice men's butts more. If I am kissing a man, and feel something start to rise, and it's rising from down his leg...I know I am in for one hell of a fucking!
 

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Do you know if it increases the chances? I dunno what the statistics are or whatever, my bf is the only big guy I've been w/and he's kinda small when he's soft but then he growwwws :smile: I sorta wonder if that's normal or if the guys that are big soft are usually bigger hard?

You boyfriend is simply a grower. Many guys are growers.
I would consider myself a grower mine is only about 4 x5 soft and 8x6 hard
 

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I think bulges are wonderful. I check out bulges as much as I notice gorgeous hands. I try and be discreet about it. I was just out of my office a few minute ago and noticed a gorgeous bulge.