bulge..but what type are you?

[benderten2001]

[quote author=meathose10 link=board=clothing;num=1070974483;start=0#14 date=12/13/03 at 00:40:52]

"...I naturally drop left.

Nothing's worse than that mid-crotch seam feeling like it's slicing you in half when you sit or say slide behind a steering wheel..."

I alwas cup the entire genital mass to make SURE it's all on the left side of that seam before I sit or OUCH!

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That's me, too! A "natural leftie"
--The right side is NEVER comfortable somehow.

(I'm glad to know others find that darn "seam" factor annoying and painful if it's NOT in the correct position with all the gear!)

Sometimes, I think "kilts" just might make sense! ;D

 

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palladen: Leftie.

 

[B_RoysToy]

After reading all the posts on this thread, I learn that only a few guys don't hang left. Only one mentioned he was right handed. All men's clothing (the fly in pants and the openings in shirts and jackets) open on the right side. The reason being the majority of men are right handed and it's much easier to unbutton or unzip, reach in and across to pull out the organ than to reach in and double back under to get it out. Try it and see how awkward it is!

To avoid this delimma lots of us unbuckle our belts and open our flies, permitting the penis to easily be directed
for the urinating process.

Excuse my wandering from the thread's subject, but it does deal with the same bodily area.

Luke

 

[grnman]

Interesting thread. Just couldn't help not commenting.

I position my equipment in various ways depending upon what I am wearing and my mood. But, it is usually to the right, either straight off to the right, or somewhat bundled up. Occasionally, I will let it hang down, but it is very obvious and I have to be in a particularly confident mood for that.

At one time I used to position it the same way always, and would get a worn spot in my jeans as a result. Some of you have probably experienced this. I decided a while ago that I didn't generally like that, so I went to various positions.

Anyway, that's how I do it.

 

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WanzGoodhead: I hang naturally to the left. I've layed it to the right to try something different, not only was it kinda painful for me, it just didn't look as nice. So it's 'let it find its way', cause he knows what he is doing.

 

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karl56: I dress to the right and tend to bunch up. (a rarity here apparently) I wear support, usually briefs. I like to make a nice package and have my jeans bunch up a bit in the crotch. Obvious, if you're looking, subtle if not

 

[bigstr8bulge]

I bunch up if I wear briefs/boxer briefs (which is most the time), which I think is much better looking as well as more comfotable than jutting down on leg with balls down the other (which happens when all the boxer briefs are dirty and I have to wear boxers). That's when my balls get cut into by that center seam (dick does left). I don't like that much at all.

As far as commets on worn portions of jeans around the crotch, I deffinitely have that (and kinda like it). Feels softer and my package fits just right (just like the jeans mold to your butt and your legs).

 

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allmanstud: I never wear underwear under jeans or shorts- always hang very loose on left side- balls hanging normally lower than dickhead- left pocket always ripped so that I can play with my bag or cock when I want to- like showing my package- sometimes wear a ball stretcher to enhance the look- :

 

[B_RoysToy]

Damn, allmanstud, you must be something to get to see!
I know you get lots of looks and smiles. What's the lucky place all this takes place?

Luke

 

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roedhunt: Obviously I dont have a bulge, but I was once told from a guy that the reason for the left side/right side is that: when wearing pants your balls/penis is in the middle or not comfortable. So, the way to fix it is to reach into your pants and to move it to one side. Thus if you're right handed, you'd move it to your left. If you're left handed, to the right. It would be an awkward movement to do the reverse. That statement did get me quite curious, so I began a long quest to intetional notice. I then notice if they are right/left handed. Through all the bulges, right was left and left was right.. ;D

 

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ceg1526: You know, I never knew there were "types" of bulges. I actually thought this was going to be one of those survey things with the little radio dots. The things I've learned on this board.

Anyway, I dress left, the bulge is mostly on the left side of the gig line, and I'm left handed.

Ceg

 

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Solis24: well, as my cock tends to the left, I make a point of stuffing it down the right pant leg, as if that would correct the leftward bend over time... I guess I'll figure that out in a few years (; I'm 5x5 so I get that longish bulge if you know where to look... Sometimes it just goes along the seam and is not so easy to spot.

 

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bummer: Continuing the pattern.....Low & Left

 

[jonb]

Usually down the right.

 

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robertxxx: makes me horney all this talking about left or right..

go to the sauna again, yesterday saw there a real uge cock, lets try it again, maybe even more luck this time.

 

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leanffm: Anyone who would like to share some pics of his bulge with me: joerg_ffmde@yahoo.de

Would enjoy!!!

 

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tomarctus: Mine has a very slight curve to the left but I let it hang down the right. I show a bigger bulge that way and I've always been an exhibitionist. Always freeball and wear button-fly jeans. The only problem is that my required testosterone replacement therapy has made my nuts shrink to half their original size. They used to help push everything forward in a bigger bulge. Oh well and alas. I still get stares which I welcome and enjoy.

 

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SoccerFreak: I am with Pecker on this one, my dick hangs down the right and the balls on the left

 

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meathose10: I'm with you allman - plenty of those jeans with a left pocket that has a special function. I love the feel of soft denim cupping my horsemeat. Only problem is it feel so good sometimes I seep cock-drool.Used to think it looked like I pised myself , but it works wonders in a bar if you sitting beside someone and they watch it swell and ooze down your thigh while you flirt. Catch them staring , flex your monster and squirt. They'll be in the palm of your hands and probably on their knees in no time at all.....begging to be fed.

 

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roedhunt: Thank you meathose for that insight.. Gonna pay more attention to bulges now... ;D

(didn't know there are ladies reading, didya?)