Bulge comment at party...

[sjh]

If you insist : ) I do a lot of cycling and have been buying all my gear at the same place for years. When I ride my cock always ends up hanging down the side of my leg and rubs against the saddle. I sometimes ride between 75 to 100 miles in a day. Depending on how far I ride, the friction wears the material through after several rides. So I'm constantly buying cycling shorts.
One of the salesman asked me why I buy so many shorts, so I told him that they wear out after just a few rides. He said that shouldn't happen, and if I brought them back, that they would replace them.
When I took them back, he asked me why they were worn in the same place? I told him that when I ride my penis is so long that it always ends up down the side of my leg and rubs against the side of the seat when I peddle, and the friction wears a hole in the material even after just a few rides.
He told me he wished he had that problem. I said not really, it's not much fun when you have to carry a spare pair with you. I usually use a new pair when I'm going on a long ride. I've had them give out unexpectedly and ended up finishing the ride with my cock hanging out. :redface:
I rode to the store once, and one of the salesman looked right at my penis hanging down my leg, and said that he was surprised that my shorts lasted as long as they did.

How big are you soft then? And how big were you when you were on the school swimming team?

 

[deleted871301]

Translation of the above:

Dude: good on ya for having big junk.

Parents: boo on you for judging this dude for having big junk. Really, what's he gonna do with it??! Guys with big junk stuffed in speedos produce big bulges! Get over yourselves already, geeeeeze!

Dude: you should have shown them all by just dropping trou and showing them that you were totally soft! That would have been awesome!

Back in the day, big bulges were all the rage, you know.

***************

Patro, I'm really not trying to be a smartass, and I love your style. But some readers will give up before getting to the end.

And now, I want one of those cod pieces!

Thanks for the translation... i've been told I have a short attention span... unless it comes to visuals... haha!!!

 

[scanlan]

How big are you soft then? And how big were you when you were on the school swimming team?

When I ride, it's at it's maximum soft length which is probably 9 inches or maybe a little bit longer. When I swim there is a little shrinkage, so maybe 8 or 8+ inches. Long enough to look vulgar to swim meet spectators when I was in high school. :frown1:

 

[Kickbacker123]

wife was at a friends last night with a few of her pals , we all met up at a gala day and one one of her friends gave me a look then laughed and said, feck that reminds me of a certain topic of conversation last night, i asked what and she said "not going into it but just to say "size"

looked at the wife and she said dont worry, they were teasing her about the rumours about you and i confirmed that you had a good sized cock.

luckily i had shades on as i didnt know where to look !!

 

[sjh]

When I ride, it's at it's maximum soft length which is probably 9 inches or maybe a little bit longer. When I swim there is a little shrinkage, so maybe 8 or 8+ inches. Long enough to look vulgar to swim meet spectators when I was in high school. :frown1:

Wow that's amazing and totally HOT!! :wink:
How big do you get when you are hard?

 

[scanlan]

Wow that's amazing and totally HOT!! :wink:
How big do you get when you are hard?

It's several inches longer when I'm hard. Thanks for your interest. :tongue:

 

[Benji111]

I was at a NYE party last night and was playing beer pong. There was one cup left and I had to make it or we lost so everyone in the room was looking at me. My buddy yells that phone in your pocket looks like you have a huge bulge. 90% of the people there looked right at my crotch. I didnt say anything back I just smiled and hit the cup. Anyways, my phone was recharging and not in my pocket. I was freeballing in kaki color pants. Later on a girl at the party came up to me and whispered i know theres no phone in your pocket and winked at me. She gave me a BJ later after midnight. So, all in all great night.

anyone else ever hookup with someone because they spotted your bulge and liked what they saw?

Something similar happened to me once. I was in a group of my ''buddies'' all straight as far as I know to this day, but I had taken a viagra the night before (because obviously I had some action). Anyway, it was a 250 mg dose, and it lasted till the next day. Totally unaware of it, I stood up to go get a drink of water and everyone started laughing and pointing lol... I can laugh about it now... but I was mortified when it happened

 

[thongboy]

I wear my jeans skintight, at the pool I wear brief Speedos, and on the beach a thong. So yeah, my bulge gets a lot of attention and people of both sexes hit on me. I'm not complaining

 

[sjh]

I wear my jeans skintight, at the pool I wear brief Speedos, and on the beach a thong. So yeah, my bulge gets a lot of attention and people of both sexes hit on me. I'm not complaining

Nice!! Have you any pics of you in skin tight jeans?:wink:

 

[MilkDaddy]

When I was in high school, I was on the swim team and we all wore speedos. There were so many complaints about my bulge at our swim meets from parents, that they asked the coach to take me off the team. They said it was obscene and thought I had an erection.
The rest of our swim team told the coach that I was just big and there wasn't much that I could do to conceal it. He didn't want to kick me off because I was the only one who could dive and score points for our team. Many times we won because of my diving.
So he told the school board my pre-dick-ament (sorry, couldn't resist that) and that anytime that I wasn't in the water he would have me wrap a towel around myself. So they always had someone hand me a towel when I got out of the water.
Actually I have quite a few interesting stories.

Shoulda countered with- Why are adults looking at a high school crotch. Fuck the cockless masses!

 

[MuscCanon]

If you insist : ) I do a lot of cycling and have been buying all my gear at the same place for years. When I ride my cock always ends up hanging down the side of my leg and rubs against the saddle. I sometimes ride between 75 to 100 miles in a day. Depending on how far I ride, the friction wears the material through after several rides. So I'm constantly buying cycling shorts.
One of the salesman asked me why I buy so many shorts, so I told him that they wear out after just a few rides. He said that shouldn't happen, and if I brought them back, that they would replace them.
When I took them back, he asked me why they were worn in the same place? I told him that when I ride my penis is so long that it always ends up down the side of my leg and rubs against the side of the seat when I peddle, and the friction wears a hole in the material even after just a few rides.
He told me he wished he had that problem. I said not really, it's not much fun when you have to carry a spare pair with you. I usually use a new pair when I'm going on a long ride. I've had them give out unexpectedly and ended up finishing the ride with my cock hanging out. :redface:
I rode to the store once, and one of the salesman looked right at my penis hanging down my leg, and said that he was surprised that my shorts lasted as long as they did.

Love your stories. Please more

 

[circedbychoice]

Translation of the above:

Dude: good on ya for having big junk.

Parents: boo on you for judging this dude for having big junk. Really, what's he gonna do with it??! Guys with big junk stuffed in speedos produce big bulges! Get over yourselves already, geeeeeze!

Dude: you should have shown them all by just dropping trou and showing them that you were totally soft! That would have been awesome!

Back in the day, big bulges were all the rage, you know.

***************

Patro, I'm really not trying to be a smartass, and I love your style. But some readers will give up before getting to the end.

And now, I want one of those cod pieces!

Yeah, I saw how long his text was and didn't finish reading it.

 

[scanlan]

Love your stories. Please more

https://www.lpsg.com/data/photos/l/307/307365-1429904258-857abfa3ccfaaa2e2f8ccaffc12675ff.jpg
Be glad to in a few days when I have a little more time. Thanks for asking, I love sharing stories.

 

[circedbychoice]

https://www.lpsg.com/data/photos/l/307/307365-1429904258-857abfa3ccfaaa2e2f8ccaffc12675ff.jpg
Be glad to in a few days when I have a little more time. Thanks for asking, I love sharing stories.

And I love looking at your handsome circumcised dick!

 

[scanlan]

And I love looking at your handsome circumcised dick!

That's so nice of you to say that, and I'm flattered that you actually think it's handsome.

 

[MuscCanon]

https://www.lpsg.com/data/photos/l/307/307365-1429904258-857abfa3ccfaaa2e2f8ccaffc12675ff.jpg
Be glad to in a few days when I have a little more time. Thanks for asking, I love sharing stories.

Holy shit. this is beautiful. Have never such a long soft and still very thick cock. Very beautiful. WOW

 

[Mike hung]

Yeah my bulge draws attention everyday!

 

[MuscCanon]

Yeah my bulge draws attention everyday!

Want to tell us one of your gym Stories? Or comments at parties?

 

[HorsemanUK]

Yes my buldge/outline its often drawing attention. There's been a few instances where women have commented on it while in clubs and pubs and in social settings at parties especially once they've had a few drinks and lost their inhibitions.

There's also been some occasions where its drawn attention and comments or ive noticed people staring without the 'party' atmosphere, such as an ex once watching me getting dressed and after putting my jeans on saying ' oh my god i can see your dick through your jeans, if i catch women staring at it ill kill them' and another instance where my friends sister blurted out in front of her brother while staring at it 'you have a massive dick'.