Today I was in an NYC park with a friend and I noticed a guy in spandex shorts jog by, since I always check out bulges and he was wearing spandex I had to look, and I thought I glimpsed something amazing but he was holding an extra t-shirt in front of his package as he jogged. Later, we were eating muffins from the farmers market and I saw him walking around, still holding the shirt. It became obvious that he was using the shirt to selectively show off his amazing bulge to certain people. I wasn't really sure if he was showing it to men or women, maybe he was just covering it when children were around. As he walked toward us, I pointed it out to my friend. She turned and when she saw it she said "oh my god" and covered her mouth. He was close enough that he probably heard her and knew exactly what she was gasping about. He stopped and started stretching about 8 feet away from us, giving her a chance to keep admiring, I assume. He didn't linger too long though. The thing was the size of a hot dog bun. That's right, not the size of a hot dog, the size of the bun. I assume he was semi-erect to have a bulge that huge. I wish I was wearing my sunglasses so I could've stared without being obvious.
