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Have you ever seen other men in church with big bulges. Did you stare at them. Did they notice. Did you ever go without underwear in church and had a big bulge. Have you ever gotten a Bonner in church
 

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Yeah lol especially when its like early morning cuz some guys still have morning wood. I usually look to size up da otha guys and they neva really notice but a few times they have.
Gone to church plenty of times without underwear and gotten hard in church lol i only go cuz my girlfriend wants to
 

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I learned early in life to compartmentalize. I choose not to think of people in sexual terms in church. Doesn't mean I'm blind or oblivious, but I don't go looking for it. Also doesn't necessarily prevent me from thinking of those same people in sexual terms outside of church.
 

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Have you ever seen other men in church with big bulges. Did you stare at them. Did they notice. Did you ever go without underwear in church and had a big bulge. Have you ever gotten a Bonner in church
Also any hetrosexual or homosexual behavior in the church toilet.

Yes to the first. No. No. No. The last requires this explanation. Some years ago...a decade plus now...I decided not to go to my own church....,an hour plus away....but I decided I would instead attend a midnight Christmas Eve service in a nearby community at a large denomination church. I sat on the last row...before the service started I noticed a very sexy, gigantically busty, thick but not fat, black woman walk in with several children of various ages following her. This woman was similar in body shape to Miosotis but with FAR bigger and fuller boobs...much bigger and rounder breasts....epic size. She walked right past me...took a turn to the right at the aisle break from the lower and upper section seating...I was in the last row of the upper section...and she then walked up the adjacent aisle and sat in the end row two rows in front of me to my far right. Her children came in wearing "Santa" red hats. She had no man with her. When the choir appeared a few minutes later....there was one very tall (6'7" I laser found out) black guy in the choir who stood out because he was also wearing a "Santa" red hat along with his choir robe. The kids with the woman waved at him....so I thought he must be married to the gorgeous black lady with their children. After the service, the crowd spilled out of the sanctuary and went in to the large foyer and some went to an adjacent family area where coffee and refreshments were being serviced. I knew the choir went off stage to the locker room area behind and to the left of the sanctuary...which the locker room had a very large bathroom area adjacent that also opened to the far end of the foyer....the locker rooms other side opened to the church gym. I decided to go to the bathroom at the locker room side far down the foyer hallway...way past the crowd. I walked in, went to a stall, dropped my pants and quickly unwrapped myself....then put the ace bandages in my overcoat pockets...pulled up my pants...then walked out of the stall and took a position at the furtherest urinal from the door at the end of a long line of urinals...dropped my pants to my knees...hauled myself out and stood back from the urinal and holding myself up...just in time. Within about ten seconds or less from my doing that "pose"...the very tall black guy, no robe...just slacks and a shirt...walked in...and stopped in his tracks when he saw me seven or eight urinals away...he walked up...took a position two urinals over...one empty urinal over..about five feet to my right...and unzipped and hauled out his truly monster soft cock....I let loose my urine and he did too and looked over and told me his name was also Ben and that he could not help notice I had a whopper too...said I had the biggest he had ever seen...even bigger than his erect...and wondered if I was a member of the church. I told him no, just visiting, lived near by. I told him that he had a great looking giant horse cock too and said his wife must love his....he said yes, she does....we chatted for a second and he was getting semi hard...I stayed limp...and I told him that if he ever wanted to see mine again and show his wife mine...just call me...and I gave him my number. A few weeks after the holidays...I heard from him and later met them for dinner on a Friday night. They had left their children with her parents for the weekend....so Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and most of Monday...after his wife got us back to their home....and compared us flaccid and then erect....we took turns fucking her alone or together at the same time...all that long three day weekend (MLK weekend). I still see them from time to time...for a long time she was a regular visitor to my home on Saturday afternoons...and still does from time to time call and make "an appointment"....and yes...her bras are custom made...38 band and the cups are estimated...just an estimate....of several cup sizes larger than the biggest O cups made by any bra maker. That has been my only "church" experience....
 
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I remember the youth pastor arriving to church early in some khaki chinos. He always wore his slacks fitted and the wet spot on the front crotch was off putting. He and I wore roughly the same size in pants and he seemed a little distressed that someone might look down and see the wet spot. He was in the restroom patting the area with a paper towel and it wasn't working. Luckily for him I was early that day. He didn't really explain why he was wet but it was pretty obvious that he'd probably leaked precum into his pants for whatever reason. He was still considered a young man at 21 so unwanted erections were still a thing for him unfortunately. I always kept an extra pair of clothing in my trunk and I knew I had some pants in my trunk so I offered to swap my pants out with him. I told him to hold tight in the restroom and I would return with the pants which were khakis similar to the color he had on. When he saw the khakis I brought back he'd made the decision that he didn't want to wear the lighter pants and asked me if I would mind giving him the black slacks that I was wearing instead of the khakis. I had no issue with that. We both proceeded to change right there in the restroom and that's when I realized he didn't wear underwear. I jokingly said that if he wore underwear under his slacks he wouldn't have the issue of wet spots showing through his pants. He agreed and told me that he'd forgotten to do his laundry which we left at that. He assessed himself in the mirror and asked me if I would hold on to his soiled slacks until after the service. Sure no problem. I was left there holding the youth pastors khaki chinos that had what I presumed was a semen stain on the front crotch. Once the coast was clear I took a whiff and sure enough the smell was unmistakably semen. I took the pants to my car and folded them with the intention of returning them to him after our church service but unfortunately the youth pastor left in a hurry with my pants on and I ended up holding on to his chinos for a week until our next church service.
 

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Also any hetrosexual or homosexual behavior in the church toilet.

Yes to the first. No. No. No. The last requires this explanation. Some years ago...a decade plus now...I decided not to go to my own church....,an hour plus away....but I decided I would instead attend a midnight Christmas Eve service in a nearby community at a large denomination church. I sat on the last row...before the service started I noticed a very sexy, gigantically busty, thick but not fat, black woman walk in with several children of various ages following her. This woman was similar in body shape to Miosotis but with FAR bigger and fuller boobs...much bigger and rounder breasts....epic size. She walked right past me...took a turn to the right at the aisle break from the lower and upper section seating...I was in the last row of the upper section...and she then walked up the adjacent aisle and sat in the end row two rows in front of me to my far right. Her children came in wearing "Santa" red hats. She had no man with her. When the choir appeared a few minutes later....there was one very tall (6'7" I laser found out) black guy in the choir who stood out because he was also wearing a "Santa" red hat along with his choir robe. The kids with the woman waved at him....so I thought he must be married to the gorgeous black lady with their children. After the service, the crowd spilled out of the sanctuary and went in to the large foyer and some went to an adjacent family area where coffee and refreshments were being serviced. I knew the choir went off stage to the locker room area behind and to the left of the sanctuary...which the locker room had a very large bathroom area adjacent that also opened to the far end of the foyer....the locker rooms other side opened to the church gym. I decided to go to the bathroom at the locker room side far down the foyer hallway...way past the crowd. I walked in, went to a stall, dropped my pants and quickly unwrapped myself....then put the ace bandages in my overcoat pockets...pulled up my pants...then walked out of the stall and took a position at the furtherest urinal from the door at the end of a long line of urinals...dropped my pants to my knees...hauled myself out and stood back from the urinal and holding myself up...just in time. Within about ten seconds or less from my doing that "pose"...the very tall black guy, no robe...just slacks and a shirt...walked in...and stopped in his tracks when he saw me seven or eight urinals away...he walked up...took a position two urinals over...one empty urinal over..about five feet to my right...and unzipped and hauled out his truly monster soft cock....I let loose my urine and he did too and looked over and told me his name was also Ben and that he could not help notice I had a whopper too...said I had the biggest he had ever seen...even bigger than his erect...and wondered if I was a member of the church. I told him no, just visiting, lived near by. I told him that he had a great looking giant horse cock too and said his wife must love his....he said yes, she does....we chatted for a second and he was getting semi hard...I stayed limp...and I told him that if he ever wanted to see mine again and show his wife mine...just call me...and I gave him my number. A few weeks after the holidays...I heard from him and later met them for dinner on a Friday night. They had left their children with her parents for the weekend....so Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and most of Monday...after his wife got us back to their home....and compared us flaccid and then erect....we took turns fucking her alone or together at the same time...all that long three day weekend (MLK weekend). I still see them from time to time...for a long time she was a regular visitor to my home on Saturday afternoons...and still does from time to time call and make "an appointment"....and yes...her bras are custom made...38 band and the cups are estimated...just an estimate....of several cup sizes larger than the biggest O cups made by any bra maker. That has been my only "church" experience....

That was the best "church" experience, i wonder if this black guy have brothers. lol