Bull semen spilled on highway

[Calboner]

At least it was frozen.

Frozen bull semen spills on Tennessee highway, causing rush hour shutdown
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Officials traced the canisters to a Greyhound bus, whose driver wasn't aware that he'd lost his load, WKRN television reported.

Cough.

 

[crescendo69]

Officials traced the canisters to a Greyhound bus, whose driver wasn't aware that he'd lost his load, WKRN television reported.:biggrin1:

Send that one to Leno.

 

[luka82]

Some cows are miserable now

 

[SR_P_Ness-Envie]

Officials traced the canisters to a Greyhound bus, whose driver wasn't aware that he'd [lost his load, WKRN television reported.

I love when news articles are punny!
99% certain this was on purpose. If not, someone is going to be the laughing stock of the paper for a while

 

[monel]

A bus load of Taureans? Must've been quite the party bus. Lucky it was apparently air conditioned.

 

[Calboner]

Some cows are miserable now

I don't know if being plugged into the insemination machine is much fun for them.

 

[EllieP]

Dad used to raise cattle and he had a few breeding bulls. Sometimes he would sell the semen. And I even helped once or twice. Funny, too, because all of the other hands felt very uncomfortable with me being there. I really never thought twice about it though. It was just part of raising animals. I did feel sorry for the bulls though, but I guess they were OK with everything.

 

[vince]

Dad used to raise cattle and he had a few breeding bulls. Sometimes he would sell the semen. And I even helped once or twice. Funny, too, because all of the other hands felt very uncomfortable with me being there. I really never thought twice about it though. It was just part of raising animals. I did feel sorry for the bulls though, but I guess they were OK with everything.

I saw a TV show about how they collect it. Pretty amazing.

 

[luka82]

I don't know if being plugged into the insemination machine is much fun for them.

You just had to RUIN IT!:biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

Moo.

 

[Krusader]

Looks like the female cows will be udderly disappointed

 

[SR_P_Ness-Envie]

Looks like the female cows will be udderly disappointed

Bravo sir, bravo indeed

 

[B_Nia88]

i would be on my hands and knees lapping it up

 

[LaFemme]

Bull semen on a Greyhound.....well, I've seen worse things on a Greyhound bus. Spilled bull semen wouldn't even make the top ten.

 

[SR_P_Ness-Envie]

Bull semen on a Greyhound.....well, I've seen worse things on a Greyhound bus. Spilled bull semen wouldn't even make the top ten.

Care to share?

 

[mephistopheles]

Bull semen on a Greyhound.....well, I've seen worse things on a Greyhound bus. Spilled bull semen wouldn't even make the top ten.

No doubt.

I spent 32 hours at a stretch on greyhounds several times across the country.
It's so horrible.

 

[luka82]

Moo.

Moo. Moo!!!
:redface:

 

[B_dMonica]

Care to share?

Man beheaded on Greyhound bus

Greyhound must have great PR people...

 

[Calboner]

Man beheaded on Greyhound bus

Greyhound must have great PR people...

That is seriously disturbing.

 

[SR_P_Ness-Envie]

Man beheaded on Greyhound bus

Greyhound must have great PR people...

I regret asking now