Bull semen spilled on highway

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  1. Calboner

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    Officials traced the canisters to a Greyhound bus, whose driver wasn't aware that he'd lost his load, WKRN television reported.:biggrin1:

    Send that one to Leno.
     
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    Some cows are miserable now:(
     
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    I love when news articles are punny!
    99% certain this was on purpose. If not, someone is going to be the laughing stock of the paper for a while :p
     
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    A bus load of Taureans? Must've been quite the party bus. Lucky it was apparently air conditioned.
     
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    I don't know if being plugged into the insemination machine is much fun for them.
     
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    Dad used to raise cattle and he had a few breeding bulls. Sometimes he would sell the semen. And I even helped once or twice. Funny, too, because all of the other hands felt very uncomfortable with me being there. I really never thought twice about it though. It was just part of raising animals. I did feel sorry for the bulls though, but I guess they were OK with everything.
     
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    I saw a TV show about how they collect it. Pretty amazing.
     
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    You just had to RUIN IT!:biggrin1:
     
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    Looks like the female cows will be udderly disappointed
     
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    Bravo sir, bravo indeed
     
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    i would be on my hands and knees lapping it up
     
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    Bull semen on a Greyhound.....well, I've seen worse things on a Greyhound bus. Spilled bull semen wouldn't even make the top ten.
     
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    Care to share?
     
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    No doubt.

    I spent 32 hours at a stretch on greyhounds several times across the country.
    It's so horrible.
     
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    Moo. Moo!!!
    :redface:
     
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