Bumhole problem!

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  1. Ant™

    Ant™ New Member

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    I was having sex with my gal in the local swimming pool. I decided it would be interesting to stick my huge 14" up her ass. It went in alright, and we had great sex. Come was everywhere. But now I can't get my cock out. She's stuck to it. We can't leave the house. Whilst she is in orgasm 24/7, I am in pain. She can pee, I can't. Help?
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Looks like you're fucked.
     
  3. Matthew

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    Leaving the house is overrated anyway.
     
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    tea!! drink alot of tea! that will rectify the problem ... yes, tea.

    or Clorox ... i'd go with the Clorox.
     
  5. Ant™

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    I want to go to her mum. And her mum's dog too. I want to dump my girlfriend - literally!
     
  6. Matthew

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    Go to her! Run to her!
    And her little dog too.
    But don't be surprised
    if your girlfriend dumps you!
     
  7. Pecker

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    She'll have to take a dump sooner or later.
     
  8. Freddie53

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    i think Pecker is trying to tell you that your girl friend is going to shit on you.
     
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    what you are gonna need to do is cut her head off

    then her body will relax and your penis will slide right out.
     
  10. Dr Rock

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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    well at least he's honest - he certainly is a "bumhole problem", although those aren't the precise words i'd have used...
     
  11. well_endowed

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    Just pee in her - it'll come out her ears like a fountain

    Or ask Happyhammer1977 to strip for you. The resultant loss of erection will allow her to climb off.

    Sadly you'll never get it up again though, such is the physical horror or his naked balls.
     
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    Wrap your head in a soaking wet towel.
    Place a butter knife in your girl friends hand.
    Carefully remove any electrical outlet cover.
    You and your 14 inch impaled girlfriend stand close to the outlet.
    Have her jam the butter knife into the outlet repeatedly.
    Your girlfriend's sphincter will experience violent spasms of expansion and contraction allowing you to pull yourself free.

    No need to thank me. I'm here to help.......................
     
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    Caneadea..

    Excellent advice! I hope bumhole takes it....and reports back.
     
  14. MYDEEPTHROAT

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    Your getting close 'horribleperson' ... :p

    Just HACK his Cock off at the base to set him free ... ;)

    Don't worry about the rest of it ... IT WILL PASS ... EVENTUALLY :D
     
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