Bumper Snickers

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    What are some of the best ones you have seen?

    Saw this one yesterday.


    I do not skinny dip. I chunky dunk.

    A classic redneck one.

    Pass with care driver chews tobacco.
     
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    on an RV:

    If you can read this
    Please Turn Me Over
     
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    on an electrical contractor's truck:

    Electricians Do It
    With Open Shorts
     
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    I've never had a bumper sticker, but when I bought my last car the dealer gave me one and I was tickled by it so it's on my bumper.Adults are just kids with money!:biggrin1:
     
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    if you can read this you are too close
     
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    I'm not speeding; Im qualifying!
    "Unless you're a hemmorhoid, get off my ass! If you're gonna ride my ass, then at least pull my hair!
    Driver carries no cash- he's married!
     
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    Miners go deeper
     
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    I saw this on a Honda Civic hooked behind a really expensive RV.

    "YOU WOULD BE SLOW TOO IF YOU WERE PUSHING THIS BIG ASS RV."

    :biggrin1:
     
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    saw this yesterday, and it confused me:

    at first my reaction was she has a minimum dicksize, but then i looked again and realized the measurement was seven FEET, 4 and one-eighth INCHES...so maybe she only fucks basketball players? or maybe its something completely non-sexual and my mind is just in the gutter :)
     
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    Saw today:


    Housework must not suck,
    or men would enjoy it.
     
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    On a milk-truck in an episode of "Father Ted":

    Milkmen do it on your doorstep.
     
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    Hunters make the best lovers 'cause they shoot in the bush, and they eat what they shoot.
     
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    I used to have a couple. One said:

    Help, the paranoids are after me!

    The other was:

    Support mental health or I'll kill you.
     
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    One I just remembered I should use @ work, but shouldn't also;

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE HELPS, OR THEY'LL TRAIN YOU.
     
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    How is this one for the office???




    Sexual Harassment Is Not a Problem.
    In This Office it is a Benefit.
     
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    This one could help road rage.


    Would you quit honking. I can not hear my cell phone.
     
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    Rednecks always use, ""Keep honking; I'm reloading!"
     
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    'My dog is smarter than your honor student'
     
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    How about

    If you can read this, you should have great insurance...
     
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    Then there's always the one that goes, "IF you can read this, put me back on the barstool"
     
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