Bumper Snickers

[589189]

'If i'm driving too slowly dial 1800-Get-Fucked.'

 

[ghb69]

I Miss my wife

but my aim is getting better.​

 

[ghb69]

Actually the slogan for a local swimming pool company.

We make your wet dreams come true!!

 

[whatireallywant]

On a plumber's truck:

We're #1 in the #2 Business

Another one I saw that gave me a chuckle fairly recently:

Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

 

[Remington]

On the window of a Lamborghini : "Debt: The New American Dream"

 

[ghb69]

Saw this one yesterday.


Don't Sweat the Pety Things;
Pet the Sweaty Things.