Bumper Stickers!!

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  1. mephistopheles

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    Ok, just list a fe of your favorite bumper stickers, or perhaps make up a fe of your own... This'll be fun =P.


    "Klingon Survery Vehicle"
    "The Few, The Browed, The Klingon Marines"
    "[FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]1.8 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight. 'Tis a good Idea, and it doth be the Law."
    "I Don't Need A New Religion, I haven't Used Up the Old One."
    "Jesus Protect Me From You Followers!"(My Favorite)
    "Jesus Is Comng Back! LOOK BUSY!"
    "[/FONT][FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized"(My 2nd favorite)
    "[/FONT][FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]The real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough."[/FONT]
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    Those are my favorites. I've seen a few of these around town(which is strange becuase I live n Bush country.)

    What you gots?:biggrin1:
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    This is very close to one of yours...

    "The main problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough"

    My ex MIL was Baptist and I always wanted to put that on her car.
    LOL
     
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    "Forget About World Peace
    Visualize Using Your Turn Signal"
     
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    God Told Me to Hate You.

    From: bettybowers.com. It's an absolutely hilarious site.
     
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    Saw this while driving through CT.

    Cheney/Satan 2008.
    (and yes it was in that order..lol)
     
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    My fav? Hang Up and Drive.
     
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    A few which were jokes on other trendy stickers of the period -

    "Honk if You're Deaf"

    "My Other Car .... Is a Piece of Shit Too"

    "This Car Climbed Mt. Niitaka" (I only know one other person who understood that one - it's not a great joke if nobody gets it)

    There was one I saw only once and don't remember just how it went - something about black powder shooters and lead balls. It seemed mildly hilarious at the time.
     
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    "So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute."

    "Horn broken, watch for finger."
     
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    Wasn't that the code message transmitted by the Imperial Japanese Navy HQ in early Dec 1941 giving the final go-ahead order to the Pearl Harbor attack force closing in on Oahu?
     
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