Bumper Stickers!!

[mephistopheles]

Ok, just list a fe of your favorite bumper stickers, or perhaps make up a fe of your own... This'll be fun =P.


"Klingon Survery Vehicle"
"The Few, The Browed, The Klingon Marines"
"[FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]1.8 x 1012 furlongs per fortnight. 'Tis a good Idea, and it doth be the Law."
"I Don't Need A New Religion, I haven't Used Up the Old One."
"Jesus Protect Me From You Followers!"(My Favorite)
"Jesus Is Comng Back! LOOK BUSY!"
"[/FONT][FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]She said "Harder!" I did that. She said "Faster!" I did that. She said "Deeper!" I philosophized"(My 2nd favorite)
"[/FONT][FONT=verdana,tahoma,arial,helvetica]The real problem with Baptists is that they never quite seem to hold them under long enough."[/FONT]
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Those are my favorites. I've seen a few of these around town(which is strange becuase I live n Bush country.)

What you gots?:biggrin1:
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[taven]

Don't Steal! The government hates competition.

Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my brain the most.

 

[Pirate Wench]

This is very close to one of yours...

"The main problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough"

My ex MIL was Baptist and I always wanted to put that on her car.
LOL

 

[dannymawg]

"Forget About World Peace
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal"

 

[Dave NoCal]

God Told Me to Hate You.

From: bettybowers.com. It's an absolutely hilarious site.

 

[fratpack]

Saw this while driving through CT.

Cheney/Satan 2008.
(and yes it was in that order..lol)

 

[SpeedoGuy]

My fav? Hang Up and Drive.

 

[StMonkey]

"I dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

 

[B_big dirigible]

A few which were jokes on other trendy stickers of the period -

"Honk if You're Deaf"

"My Other Car .... Is a Piece of Shit Too"

"This Car Climbed Mt. Niitaka" (I only know one other person who understood that one - it's not a great joke if nobody gets it)

There was one I saw only once and don't remember just how it went - something about black powder shooters and lead balls. It seemed mildly hilarious at the time.

 

[Gillette]

"So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute."

"Horn broken, watch for finger."

 

[SpeedoGuy]

"This Car Climbed Mt. Niitaka" (I only know one other person who understood that one - it's not a great joke if nobody gets it)

Wasn't that the code message transmitted by the Imperial Japanese Navy HQ in early Dec 1941 giving the final go-ahead order to the Pearl Harbor attack force closing in on Oahu?