Bumpin' Uglies

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Euphemisms. We love them, we hate them. Share your sexual euphemisms. If they are kink-specific, please define them for us.
 

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Doing the wild thang. Yes thang and not thing.
Riding the baloney pony.
Knocking boots.
Bumping and Grinding.
Getting my grind on.
Getting my swerve on. I have no idea where that one came from.
Getting my freak on.
And when we were trying to be sneaky about it we called it Creeping.
 
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Bust one
Get your rocks off
Boffing
Boinking, even though I think it is the silliest term
Boning
Laying pipe
Get laid
Clearing the cobwebs, used after a sexual hiatus
 

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I surely must be a simple girl... I don't think I've ever used any of these euphemisms... haven't even HEARD most of them.

What a learning experience for me. I think I will tell my husband that he needs to clear the cobwebs.... hahah...

of course.. I have "gotten laid" before..
 

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Yodeling in the canyon!
Getting my red wings, (eating pussy during her period).
Carpet munching.
Eating at the "Y".
Submarine races, (an oldie).
Tickling her tonsils.
Bearded clam for dinner.
 

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I always thought that was just foreplay. I learned something new.

Since college, my wife has used "fool around," to mean everything from making-out to hours of wild monkey sex.

So when she says someone "fooled around" with someone else, I have no idea what she's talking about.

Wasn't "A little slap and tickle" the name of a Squeeze album? Or maybe a song on "Singles, 45 and under?"