Burgled - All my downloaded porn gone

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  1. D_Everette Hunglungfish

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    Hi Guys,

    Just a brief rant...

    I got burgled on Tuesday/Wednesday and they took everything I need to function normally - laptop, phone, wallets (with all my cards), watch... and my laptop and storage devices.

    So not only do I have to go through all the stress of replacing everything and basically having no independence until it's all sorted... but I've lost all my porn :(

    It was mainly englishlads.co.uk stuff but some belami and recently quite a lot of american stuff like dirtytony.com

    So I can't even count on my old favourites to keep me happy - nor can I have phonesex

    I am on such a downer
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Fuck's sake, man. If the worse thing this has done to you is make you start over with a fucking porn collection then you're a. either doing just fine or b. far too addicted to porn and in need of it being taken away anyway.

    Seriously man - I'm sorry that happened but fuck's sake!! Priorities, eh? :no:
     
  3. luka82

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    You could have gotten gangbanged!!!! And have cum all over you! And then they could have made you lick it.....:tongue:
    Sorry, my fantasy!:biggrin1:
    P.S. Really sorry about your stuff man, but what the lady^^^^said.
     
  4. Xcuze

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    Porn is very easily replaced. And for free.
     
  5. D_Andreas Sukov

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    i have to agree, if you lost all your cards, laptop rtc and porn is your biggest issue, than i wanna be in your position.

    Maybe save your porn on am external drive next time.
     
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    He said his external storage devices were stolen too :biggrin1:
     
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    I would be crying if someone took my external storage device and laptop. Fuck the rest of it! Seriously sucks dude...
     
  8. D_Everette Hunglungfish

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    The downloaded stuff is the only thing that's not easily replacable.

    An hour after we discovered the burglary all cards, mobiles and handsest had been deactivated/blocked and we've been rpo-actively replacing everything we imediately need and dealing with the insurance

    But the porn is something I'll never get back - that's why it hurts.
     
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    Good point !
     
  10. B_Hickboy

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    Have you called your local TV station? This is important news, and people have a right to know.
     
  11. Deno

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    Man it would mess me up for a long time if someone broke into my house regardless of what they took. I am pretty sure unless you live in a big city you can find the stuff sitting in a pawnshop somewhere. Of course you'll need the police and proof of purchase to make any claims to it unless you can identify the items in some way. How was it one of two days and you didn't have your wallet with you, dude keep your wallet with you man.
     
  12. D_Everette Hunglungfish

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    It was tuesday night/wednesday morning... and I used to leave my wallet downstairs when I was in bed
     
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    I know how you feel. I had the same thing happen to me BUT fortunately I slept through it all AND I am alive today. They took my computer and 2 cell phones and the worst is that my ex BF cock pics were on the one cell phone. As a kid I only had one pair of shoes and I made up for it when I started working. They stole all 9 pairs. But what the heck - I started afresh. Chin up. Things do cum right again.
     
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    Very sorry to hear about the crime against you, sixskin.


    Well, porn can be replaced. Most likely all the pics you had are still on servers somewhere. But if you mean you'll never get back the hours and hours of your life spent searching for, reviewing and downloading the porn, well yeah, that part is a huge bummer. Look on on the positive side: pics keep getting better every year.
     
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    Did you cancel all of your cards?
    Did you notify your credit agencies of the burglary?

    Did you change all your online accounts and passwords?

    These are the things you need to focus on immediately.
    Porn is a luxury. Your identity and your financial accounts are your livelyhood.
     
  16. Viking_UK

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    We got burgled last year and one of the things that went was our porn DVD collection. Statistically, there can't be many burglars out there who would steal a gay porn collection surely? For some reason, they left one behind. Presumably they didn't like Cameron Jackson.
     
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