Burning Balls

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  1. meritores

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    Well after having bad dandruff for about a month I wnet 2 the doctor, and he (a buddy of mine) reccomended that i use a certain dandruff shampoo once a day 3 times a week. I asked if the mornign or nigght would be better. He said it didnt matter but if i washed in the morning my head would be clean for the day. So this morning i wake up take a shower and decide to wash my hair. So I start by wettin my hair with the shower head on a low setting( the water almost dribbles out) and i lather up my hair with the shampoo and start to rinse, as the suds from the shampoo start 2 run down my body some runs down my cock and balls and about 10 sec.s later my balls start to burn horribly:eek:, so i try to put my balls under the water thats dripping so slow it wont help and i cant see wat im doing because theres suds allovr my face and i sont wanna touch my balls cuz there is sud on my hands....so i grab the shower curtain and wife my face off and put the water oh high and rinse off.. And now hours later my balls still tingle... I call my buddy tell him what happen and he says" Oh I forgot to tell you that the shampoo might cause some irratation.."
     
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    Well, at least you don't have to worry
    about dandruff there!:wink:
     
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    You might have gotten a hint from the front label:

    BALLS O' FIRE!!!
    Dandruff Shampoo!
     
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    This is my favorite typo of the week :cool:
     
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    Poor Meritores...last week it
    was blue balls and this week
    red
     
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    I love the people of LPSG.ORG...
     
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    Selsun Blue balls...
     
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    ROFLMAO!!! :biggrin1:

    Good one!
     
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    Head & Boulders Shampoo
     
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    Ball Mitchell Shampoo & Conditioner
     
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    OMG...another one...youse guys are
    on a roll...um, keep 'em coming! :tongue:
     
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    Does Herbal Essences (or Ur-Ball Essences, if you'd prefer) make an antidandruff? Judging from their commercials your balls might have a much more favorable reaction.
     
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