Bush bashers - this is funny!!

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  1. bluekarma

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    Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet. He says,
    >"Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
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    >The President exclaims, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his
    >hands.
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    >The entire Cabinet is stunned. Usually George Bush shows no reaction
    >whatsoever to these reports.
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    >Just then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian??"
     
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    That's a tough one, funny play on words, yes, but the reality, don't know whether to laugh or cry that US soldiers are dieing in Iraq.
     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    Ha! Would've been typical of the sumbitch if it was true.:biggrin1:
     
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    Right!! Thats what makes it funny at first....and then.....not so much :rolleyes: Ah, well - may as well crack jokes when we can.

     
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    Didn't mean for this to be offensive at all....but your right, some probably would not find it very funny. Sorry.

     
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    When people join the military, they understand they're puting their life on the line. :rolleyes:

    Good joke. :biggrin1:
     
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    no, and I wasn't calling it out for that, I get 3 Brazilian as a play on words for 3 bazillion (or as in a lot of people or even just 3 Brazilian soldiers, Bush misunderstanding), I just started to think afterwards about all the lives that have been taken.
     
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    Quite true. I joined freely many years ago. :wink:

    It's too bad our elected president and his republican party likes to blur the line between not supporting their idealogy as meaning not supporting our troops and being UNAMERICAN. :mad:
     
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    Someone told me this one in the pub the other day, i'm sure it's been around for a while, but it made me laugh.

    George Bush is sat in the oval office at a loss of what to do to make people like him a bit more. He calls upon the spirits of Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln to come and give him advice on how to be more popular. "Mr Washington, how can i get the people to love me the way that they love you?" he asked, Washington replied "Put your faith in the constitution as I did and people will respect you for it". He then asked Jefferson the same question and was told "put your faith in congress, let the people feel that they have a say in how the country is run". Finally he turns to Lincoln and asks how he can be popular, Lincoln replies "Visit the theatre"
     
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    Now that's funny. Bush should visit the theatre. Stay there to ponder how many billions are in a "brazilian". BANG! Hehehe.
     
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    :laugh2: !!!
     
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    Where's the punch line?
     
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    Riot. But, I like it.:biggrin1: :tongue: :laugh2:
     
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    OMG! Someone even dumber than our President has finally surfaced. :eek: :eek: Dude, please tell me your kidding....:rolleyes:


     
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