I sent this in a private message to Jana as a spoof to all that has gone on. Jana asked me to print it on the forum. Here it is:
My dear Saintly Jana, the most Sainted Prophet of the new Post Jesus Savior Movement.
I have been busy and am .late to this thread. However, there are some things you need to know
1. Bush was appointed by God to rule this nation. God doesn't make mistakes. Neither can George Bush.
2. American citizens are either civilians or military personnel and by international law come under the Geneva accords. They can't be tortured. George Bush says so.
3. All Muslims are terrorists. As such none of them come under the Geneva accords. As such all of them can be tortured endlessly even unto death.
3. All Muslims will go to hell in a hand basket.
4. And most of all how can you honestly doubt the confessions of a Muslim who has been held under water until there is water in his lungs. When he agreed to become a Christian while under water, what makes you doubt the sincerity of his confession?
5. George Bush was given a holy mandate by God. You see ever since 1789 when the present US Constitution was ratified with the Bill of Rights, God has been pissed, highly pissed. God doesn't like all those rights and due process statements. George's mandate is to completely in eight years destroy this old document. All parts of it except the repealed parts concerning slavery are to be scraped. Through George, God is re-instituting the "Devine Right of Kings, ur//um US Presidents."
6, Barbara Bush was quoted recently on the greatness of George. You may not know, but there was some birth problems as the silver spoon in George's mouth got caught in the birth canal. But being the supernatural that we all know that George is he survived it well.
Barbara went on to state that George never wore diapers. He came into the world potty trained. He never has ever told a lie or made any mistakes.
Jana, there are people who doubt the divinity of Jesus. George has to come to earth to show that if it was possible for George to do it, then it must not have been that big a deal for Jesus.
All the comparisons that appear to be so true between Hitler and Bush are there to give people an opportunity to have faith. Faith a believe in things unseen and unproved. We are talking about faith in the divinity of George, not the Hitler like poetics of George.
No there is no proof that George never shit in his diaper. You have to have faith Jana.
Evidence that George has shit in his pants daily since assuming office are simply allusions to help the rank and file develop true faith in George.
Ann Richards the late Governor of Texas toward the end of her struggle with cancer came to her senses and walked down the aisle of her local church and professed her faith in her Lord and Savior, George Bush.
The Holy Spirit won't always give you this grand opportunity to do the same Jana.
I have lots of faith in you. You are my mentor. And I want you to know that as soon as you walk down the aisle and do this holy thing that Ann Richards did on her death bed, I will follow you and make an ass of myself as well.
It really isn't that bad. Apparently millions of American have done it and they have lived over it....SO FAR.
As for myself, it has been revealed to me that the amendment to the US Constitution limiting US Presidents to two four year terms is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.
Not only that, but....democracy is a tool of the devil.
I need your help proclaiming this throughout our great land in time to reelect George for life through rigged elections. According to the Bible, it is OK to rig elections as long as they are rigged for George.
I have faith in you Jana that you will come through in help saving this great land for George.
It is time we take that picture of that old fart George Washington off the one dollar bill and put George Bush’s face on it. And while we are at it. Aren’t you tired of referring to our capital as Washington. D.C. Why not Bush D. C. Has a nice ring to it. Don’t ya think?
This was written as a spoof. By no means does this mean that I in anyway have sympathy with the terorists. I don't. But I cherish constitutinal law as the ultimate in government functions. Without consituttional law, we become one of them. True, to a very very much less degree, but nevertheless, we have sold out our democracy for hoped for security which without consitutional law will ultimately be lost over time.