What exactly did we 'win' again?
Don't be silly...
Bush's war stopped terrorism completely. Terrorists the world over are now really really afraid of the US and have gone back to playing sudoku in their caves.
Bush's war has made Iraq a peaceful fun democratic country, that is now the number one travel destination in the world.
Bush's war has avenged what happened during 9/11 and ensured that everyone who had a part in that tragedy has been brought to justice.
Bush's war has totally justified launching a preemptive war against a country who didn't attack the US.
Bush's war proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt that Iraq had pesky weapons of mass destruction that they were about to use against the US any day now and but for the war, we would all be dead.
Bush's war miraculously avoided civilian casualties in Iraq and focused on just killing all the bad guys, the really bad ones, who are just nasty.
Bush's war was completely funded by profits from the oil that the war liberated from said bad guys and didn't cost the American taxpayer a dime.
Bush's war solidified Bush's standing as America's most popular and most strategic president ever. Any day now he'll be getting his Nobel Peace Prize.
Bush's war had made all Americans feel supremely safe with the comfort that no terrorists will ever try to attack America again.
Bush's war totally justified torture, bring it back into the mainstream. No longer will the torture of enemies be in the hands of terrorists and dictators, now the US has the proud honor of torturing people and holding them indefinitely without trials or evidence.
Bush's war...Mission Accomplished!