Oh my God this thread angers me so much.
I guess I'm a bit weird. Asses don't turn me on much at all (if they're small, then from a certain angle they can look cute, but that's it), and pussies can very easily gross me out. If they're hairy, that's ALL they do. Hairy pussies are ridiculously ugly to me. If a girl wants me to do oral on her, then she's going to have to shave it. I'll shave my cock to keep it fair, but just...
Gah! How could you like hairy pussies? It's this big mound of hair! Don't you want to see the cute lips? Don't you want to see the smooth, soft skin around the vagina? Just... Why?