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Have any of you guys been busted on LPSG by wife, gf or roommate while chatting or camming? How did you explain what the hell you were doing on a penis site?
 

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Agreed on this one. I sense a story...

I never thought this sort of thing would happen to me, but it did happen one day in my college dorm common area.

I was totally focused on this site and didn't notice the totally hot teaching assistant with the D cup breasts and bubble butt from my English class standing right behind me. Until she tapped me on the shoulder, that is!

I quickly tried to X out of my browser, but it was running slow and there was nothing I could do about it. I must have turned 50 shades of red!

"I see you're looking at LPSG," she said, as if she knew what the site was about.

I gulped and said, "Ah...yeah."

"And you got so into it that you forgot you had an appointment with me for help on the assignment?"

I said, "Um....yeah."

She said, "I never thought you'd be...like this," as she licked her lips. "I am really upset that you missed your appointment! But....you can make it up to me if you come to my office. Right. Now!"
 
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I never thought this sort of thing would happen to me, but it did happen one day in my college dorm common area.

I was totally focused on this site and didn't notice the totally hot teaching assistant with the D cup breasts and bubble butt from my English class standing right behind me. Until she tapped me on the shoulder, that is!

I quickly tried to X out of my browser, but it was running slow and there was nothing I could do about it. I must have turned 50 shades of red!

"I see you're looking at LPSG," she said, as if she knew what the site was about.

I gulped and said, "Ah...yeah."

"And you got so into it that you forgot you had an appointment with me for help on the assignment?"

I said, "Um....yeah."

She said, "I never thought you'd be...like this," as she licked her lips. "I am really upset that you missed your appointment! But....you can make it up to me if you come to my office. Right. Now!"


lol, sounds like the start of a erotic novel.
 
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I never thought this sort of thing would happen to me, but it did happen one day in my college dorm common area.

I was totally focused on this site and didn't notice the totally hot teaching assistant with the D cup breasts and bubble butt from my English class standing right behind me. Until she tapped me on the shoulder, that is!

I quickly tried to X out of my browser, but it was running slow and there was nothing I could do about it. I must have turned 50 shades of red!

"I see you're looking at LPSG," she said, as if she knew what the site was about.

I gulped and said, "Ah...yeah."

"And you got so into it that you forgot you had an appointment with me for help on the assignment?"

I said, "Um....yeah."

She said, "I never thought you'd be...like this," as she licked her lips. "I am really upset that you missed your appointment! But....you can make it up to me if you come to my office. Right. Now!"

anyone else's bullshit detectors going crazy here?
 

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Every Sat my wife goes to her yoga class. After her class she than helps out an elderly friend with shopping or whatever and would come home in the early afternoon. Sat is our trash day so the trash bin is out curb-side waiting to be picked up. We store the bin in the back yard through which route to taken is through the a gate along side a graveled path. The gravel laden path makes noise so it easy to detect anything that is on it.

This particular Sat i was extra horny and I knew my wife had gone. I woke up with a raging hard-on. Not wanting to waste this moment, I set up my cam to my computer in the family room just outside the gravel path.

Still hard, I log on to LPSG and immediately turn my cam on and get some hits to view me jacking off. I am so turned on by this which made me feel extra horned up. I usually like to edge a bit just to fill the sack with as much cum as possible. I particularly get turned on even more when I get several members watching me as I watch them. So here I am stroking to town and at around the 20-25 min mark I am ready to bust.... I hear the rolling trash can being pushed to the back yard. Oh no, My wife is home!!!!......

Good thing for that gravel path and being trash day. Had it not been for those two things she would have come through the front door. I would have had no time to quickly put my pants on, click off the site and hide everything. This was the closet to being found out I had ever been....I dont know how I would explain it......."i got an itch?"
LOL......im still on the DL with LPSG.. :D
 
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I thought I'd get some good stories, but it looks like all the guys who got caught,-- didn't live to tell about it. lol
 

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Ive been busted twice....years apart....first time was with dial up...wife was trying to call since she got off work early....upstairs in a computer room on cam with a woman talking nasty on chat and using cam...heard the garage door opening. .quickly turned the monitor off and I thought the computer was off.....ran out back...waited a few minutes...she had turned the monitor on and saw the chat..talking about cumshots...eating pussy...talking about the womans body..etc...she read it all....I left a bunch of tissues out...didn't take a genius to know what ideas doing. ...pissed for ever....about 5 years pass...came home from work early...got to jacking with some women on yahoo....cum rags waiting and cam out...total naked...didnt hear the garage opening but it closing...had about 10 seconds to turn off the computer but she saw me naked with a hard on...almost the last straw...busted and no excuse...ive never cheated but busted twice jerking it.... had a college roommate bust me in bed watching his porn tapes and we are talking mid stroke laid back with no recovery time...that was embarrassing ...
 
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These are awesome. I came home from drinking, hopped on lpsg video chat, an. Passed out with my laptop open. Brother and sister and law came down in the morning and saw. I was embarrassed at first but some part of me just didn't care. Brother brought it up to me like 2 months later jokingly at the bar but that was the last I'd ever heard about it. He thought I was on a hookup site or something haha
 

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Ive been busted twice....years apart....first time was with dial up...wife was trying to call since she got off work early....upstairs in a computer room on cam with a woman talking nasty on chat and using cam...heard the garage door opening. .quickly turned the monitor off and I thought the computer was off.....ran out back...waited a few minutes...she had turned the monitor on and saw the chat..talking about cumshots...eating pussy...talking about the womans body..etc...she read it all....I left a bunch of tissues out...didn't take a genius to know what ideas doing. ...pissed for ever....about 5 years pass...came home from work early...got to jacking with some women on yahoo....cum rags waiting and cam out...total naked...didnt hear the garage opening but it closing...had about 10 seconds to turn off the computer but she saw me naked with a hard on...almost the last straw...busted and no excuse...ive never cheated but busted twice jerking it.... had a college roommate bust me in bed watching his porn tapes and we are talking mid stroke laid back with no recovery time...that was embarrassing ...

Maybe you should buy your wife a cam and explain to her that you have a fetish and like being watched and talking dirty. No point is fighting it, if the fantasy wins twice then its cleary here to stay.
Tell her you wanted to have the courage to include her in it, but have been too afraid to ask since the first time you were caught.
Sit her in another part of the house a few rooms away. Get her to put on a kinky show for you on cam, and together roll play the fantasy.
That way once you've jizzed into your tissue, you can go in there and eat her pussy as Mr anonymous.
 

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I've been almost busted at least a hundred times on here by wife or kids in the house. Almost every time I start stroking it on here, either the phone rings, someone comes to the door, or some other shit goes down that distracts my hardon from its goal of getting off.

Never been busted outright, though. Knock on wood!!
 
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These are awesome. I came home from drinking, hopped on lpsg video chat, an. Passed out with my laptop open. Brother and sister and law came down in the morning and saw. I was embarrassed at first but some part of me just didn't care. Brother brought it up to me like 2 months later jokingly at the bar but that was the last I'd ever heard about it. He thought I was on a hookup site or something haha

That's a good brother.
 
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the key is to totally shutdown, and act like it didnt happen. works for everything else in life right?

Like when you fart in public --- just pretend it never happened
lol