I was in conversation the other day when a man commented on butter. Turns out he first was introduced to butter as a child and since then has been unable to accomplish anything when he is out of butter. So, my questioning mind began to wonder-are there others who cannot function when out of butter? And what are your feelings about butter? Is it a midnight treat? An aphrodisiac? A sex partner? Does the level of yellow alter how you make decisions? Come on-tell us all about it. Has margarine ever proven to be an adequate substitute?