Buttlove without douching

[Miscer]

A recipe for disaster?

 

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

what?

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

yes

 

[ripsrips]

Yep!

 

[Countryguy63]

For some it doesn't seem to be a major issue. They just seem to be able to stay clean at any time. Great for spontaneous activity.

For most however, you're chancing a "yuck" moment

 

[Charles Finn]

yes you must be clean for me to go there
I go deep and wide

 

[Bbucko]

Nothing's a faster mood killer than a dirty ass.

 

[draw22]

i stay clean regardless, i try to clean out at least a day beforehand for safe measure

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

douche is probably the wrong word, i just use warm water. there are numerous threads here on the topic.

 

[Stephenmass]

I pretty much know if my partner is spontaneous and "wants it" if I can let him in if you know what I mean. Sometimes I have to let him know there's "no room at the inn" and other times "full vacancy"!!

 

[B_bxmuscle]

Really, really nasty.

 

[marriedasian]

i can't imagine this is a good thing, really?

 

[im8cut]

if yer gun plow some A u shuld xpect it. eh, it hppns

 

[bruce-san]

I think if you have a very good diet and you know your body you can often be okay, but to be honest if there is anything at all left up there, the OP's dick is gonna find it

 

[deleted244310]

From a sexual safety standpoint, you are not supposed to douche prior to anal sex. It actually ends up drying out your anal cavity and increases the chances of breaking a condom or creating a tear in your anus - which in turn increases the chance of transmitting a disease!

 

[bruce-san]

From a sexual safety standpoint, you are not supposed to douche prior to anal sex. It actually ends up drying out your anal cavity and increases the chances of breaking a condom or creating a tear in your anus - which in turn increases the chance of transmitting a disease!

Solution, douche a couple of hours before (as you should do anyway) and use lots of lube. Simples.

 

[nycstroker]

even if you do douche, you run the risk of giving birth to a jellyfish when you start getting tapped deep.

 

[B_ILIW]

It depends IMO on how one's body works. for some people, there is residual shit left there, even after regular/non-straining pooping. it also depends on diet too. People who drink a lot of water/liquids often have softer poo, leading to greater chances of residual matter. Eating foods that will bulk, perhaps for two days before getting fucked, may help.

 

[BJs4You IL]

A recipe for disaster?

buttlove needs no recipe. go with whichever method works best for you and your lucky recipient!

 

[shinato]

this topic comes up in one way or another every so often. so i'm re posting an answer to this subject i found from a gay sex columnist.

There’s only one way to make sure your bowels pass through your poop deck without looking like they hosted a NASCAR event: Fiber. Men should eat 30-38 grams of fiber a day. Some experts say it should be as high as 60 grams a day. Guess how much the average guy eats? 10-15 grams! Everyone’s worried about carbs and proteins but if you’re going to bottom, you better keep an eye on your fiber intake. Here’s why:

• It keeps your shit together. Soluble fiber (like bananas) dissolves in water but isn’t digested, so it absorbs excess liquid in the colon, forms a thick gel and adds lots of bulk as it parades up Intestinal Hill and down to Rectum Road. Like most gay pride parades, it picks up hitchhiking stragglers. It also softens and pushes through impacted fecal matter. The fiber, I mean, not gay pride. Though you could make a case for that, too.
  
• They give shape to your shit. Ever see those Tokyo transit guys pushing passengers in with those sort of giant Schwab sticks so they can get more people into the train? That’s what insoluble fiber (like broccoli) does. Since it won’t dissolve in water and can’t be absorbed by the body, it passes through your stomach essentially intact, compacting “passengers” into the intestinal train and giving them the best shape to go through the colon.

So here’s what you need to do if you want a tongue-worthy sphincter:

1. Eat 40 grams of fiber a day. Which foods have the highest soluble and insoluble fiber? Google it. I ain’t writing a nutrition column here.
   
2. Drink lots of water. Fiber without water is like condoms without lube. It’s going to hurt like hell.
   
3. Take Fiber Supplements. I like Konsyl, even though it tastes like sawdust. It has the highest fiber content, though, so I don’t have to take it as often as other brands. Start with one dosage a day and work yourself up to three. S-L-O-W-L-Y. Too much fiber at one time gives you gas. Bedrooms are No Farts Zones. You don’t want your partners dying of auto-not-so-erotic asphyxiation.

Remember, you’re not aiming for the boys at Brita to raise a glass of your butt spit and say, “Now THAT’S filtered water!” You’re aiming for the ability to get yourself squeaky clean with just a little finger-mopping in the shower.