Alright. Tell me if I'm crazy, but I find when weighing out the pros and cons of button-fly versus zipper-fly pants, button-fly pants clearly win. Hear me out. I realize that with button-fly pants, it's quite a problem to use a urinal, as you basically have to undo your pants to take a piss; however, the possibility of a zipper-pinch is reduced almost to zero (albeit, I'm sure retarded/left-handed-buttoner demographic could manage it), and there almost no chance of an embarassing open fly when buttoned correctly. Does anyone else have an opinion on this?