buttsex with a HUGE one

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all girls told me that it hurts with a big one !!! some would never do it !
Then it's a good thing you don't have a big one isn't it...:tongue:

]I've always wondered if that could be the case in some situations. Any idea why that is? Would you mind sharing the circumstances? My curiosity is piqued[/B].
Well as a gay friend once told me, "You can't bottom out in an asshole." :biggrin1:
 

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my arse begs to differ.

much as i try, it get very upset at more than a tongue up there.

your arse must be better trained.

So, and sorry to be gross, do you do tiny little poops then? I mean, I take it it doesn't hurt when you poop,

Because really anal penetration, from the pov of the penetratee, really is just a matter of relaxing and tricking the muscles into thinking something's going out, not in. It only hurts if you're tense.
 

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Well as a gay friend once told me, "You can't bottom out in an asshole." :biggrin1:

BTW.....the descending colon(the part a cock would enter)......averages 12 inches in length...(I'm a R.N. and just looked it up in my anatomy book :)
 

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So, and sorry to be gross, do you do tiny little poops then? I mean, I take it it doesn't hurt when you poop,

Because really anal penetration, from the pov of the penetratee, really is just a matter of relaxing and tricking the muscles into thinking something's going out, not in. It only hurts if you're tense.
my arse is cunning then. it refuses to be fooled!
 

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It would really depend on the guy. I like anal play, it's just that I've never gotten relaxed enough to have pleasurable anal sex. If the guy is willing to take the time to get me totally relaxed. I'm sure I could take him, no matter how big his dick is...

Besides, I can shit out a huge crap bigger than most guy's dicks, so that's got to mean I could take a lot bigger than average.
 

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Well have you tried? What have you tried? Were you alone or did you have company? Would you like practical lessons? :wink:
tried with company, straight, drunk, etc.
tried alone, hurts less if i go very slow...but about as erotic as shitting backwards. i don't get the appeal...and my arse was sore as hell the next day!

...are you offering the loan on a tongue? kinky!
 

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tried with company, straight, drunk, etc.
tried alone, hurts less if i go very slow...but about as erotic as shitting backwards. i don't get the appeal...and my arse was sore as hell the next day!

...are you offering the loan on a tongue? kinky!

A tongue - a delicate, well manicured finger - some accompanying 'feminie relaxation techniques' and maybe just the teeniest jelly butt plug...
 

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tried with company, straight, drunk, etc.
tried alone, hurts less if i go very slow...but about as erotic as shitting backwards. i don't get the appeal...and my arse was sore as hell the next day!

...are you offering the loan on a tongue? kinky!

The text in bold deserves a shoutout for being funny as hell.
 

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tried with company, straight, drunk, etc.
tried alone, hurts less if i go very slow...but about as erotic as shitting backwards. i don't get the appeal...and my arse was sore as hell the next day!

...are you offering the loan on a tongue? kinky!

I have a "hole-strecther"(starts off slim), maybe I could be of assistance? :biggrin1:
 

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I have a "hole-strecther"(starts off slim), maybe I could be of assistance? :biggrin1:

:eek:

i have seen your pics.

i'm afraid i have to say...

HOLYSHIT! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:redface:

there are places far better suited.

Well - No_Strings, you appear to have been turned down, may I conshole you?

*sigh*

new fantasy for my next wank.
lesbian arse play.

Glad to be of service, ma'am :biggrin1:
 

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Dolfette, you could take a lesson from the fine anal porn out there. Bend over, reach back, spread your butt cheeks and gape it. Come on, it works for these girls. I'm baffled to as why it would not work for a regular (pun?) lady. :rolleyes: :tongue:

Gaping Asshole
 

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Dolfette, you could take a lesson from the fine anal porn out there. Bend over, reach back, spread your butt cheeks and gape it. Come on, it works for these girls. I'm baffled to as why it would not work for a regular (pun?) lady. :rolleyes: :tongue:

Gaping Asshole
thank you for detering me from anal sex for life!

[theatrical moment]
out, damn cock! out, i say!
what, will this arse ne’er be tight?

*shudder*
 

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i have seen your pics.

i'm afraid i have to say...

HOLYSHIT! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

:redface:

there are places far better suited.

Oh come on, overreaction - 30 seconds of foreplay and you won't even notice when I slip it in! :biggrin1:

Well - No_Strings, you appear to have been turned down, may I conshole you?

You may. I already told you that I'm willing to take whatever I give. :tongue::wink:

[theatrical moment]
out, damn cock! out, i say!
what, will this arse ne’er be tight?

LOL!
 

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Dolfette, you could take a lesson from the fine anal porn out there. Bend over, reach back, spread your butt cheeks and gape it. Come on, it works for these girls. I'm baffled to as why it would not work for a regular (pun?) lady. :rolleyes: :tongue:

Gaping Asshole

I dunno about the rest of you - but that just doesn't do it for me - stick something in it and, sure, but a gaping asshole should be the exclusive domain of the proctologist.