Buyer beware

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  1. naughty

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    Hi,

    Steve 319 and I were talking about this a while ago and we thought you might have fun with it as well. It was inspired by some of our fellow members' very unusual online names. So we decided that we would make a thread where you could create an amusing label that you wish you had seen before stepping into deep waters with someone else! Or just something you think would be amusing on a license plate. Here are some examples:


    EXTREMEGOLDIGGER@ diviningrod.com IFYOUSPENDITSHEWILLCUM@trixofthetrade.com
    HAVEGUNWILLTRAVEL@soldiersofmisfortune.net SOULESSJOE@deadmanwalking.org,AINTGOTBUCKSAINTGOTTIME@prioritizingwomen.org., BALLZAC@boldandbrassy.com,HAVEMANWILLVEGITATE@smugmarrieds.org, ASSHOLEONAROLL@typeatech.edu,GOLDENKITTYGETSMEGOLD@keepdreamin.com , NOTACTUALSIZE@notachance.org,IMOKBUTYOUBETTERBEPERFECT@narcissistsanon.org,WIKEDSTEPMUTHAH@bsinatra.com,
    WIFEBEATER247@simpsonenterprises.com, LUVABUSER@thebigpayback.com,HEARTLESSHO.@dontgetold.org ,BITCHONWHEELS@thefactsonPMS.org, BEATTHEBIOLOGICLCLOCK@helives!.org, BREEDERBOMBSHELL@babymommadrama.com
    247WAYSTOHEAVEN@Wishfulthinking.net, ISTHATALLYOUGOT@wannahide.org,LICENSEDTOTHROB@whogivesa.org.,TINYTIMOTHY@betterhavebank.com
    INEEDAHEROSANDWICH@youneedalife.org ,TREKKIETOAD@getreal.org,TULIPS&ANORGAN@gotaltoids.com,XTREMEDRAMAQUEEN@madissues.org,
    MILKYWAYBAR@menfrommars.com,WISHINDONTMAKEITSO@beggarsonhorseback.org,BODACIOUSTATAS@ifyougotemflauntem.com.,HOOCHIELISCIOUS@ghettofabulousbabes.com
    BETTERRUNWHILEUCAN@youhavebeenwarned.net, FIXME@onlyjesuscan.org,DAMAGEDGOODZ@botulismbaby.com,ILLSUCKYOUDRY@emotionalvampirewatch.org,PUSSYGALORE@something foreveryone.com,STRICTLYDICKLY@justformen.com,ADICKTEDTOLUV@,boiledrabbits.net,RUBYFRUIT@womenincomfortableshoes.org


    Now go forth and create! We can't wait to see what you come up with!

    Naughty
     
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    MAYCAUSESORENESSINGROINAREA
     
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    How about GONORRHEABREEDINGGROUND
     
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    Heh,

    This is great guys! Keep it coming! I think I am goignto go back and add web addresses to the original names I listed! LOL!

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    ROTFLMFFAO! It's been too long without a snackdud reference.

    Naughty and Steve, this was a great idea, we've got some funny shit coming out of our bored minds.

    Pecker, you killed me with the used coffins one- I'll never get over dead people jokes.
     
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    HALFBREEDER@poleANDthehole.org

    That's one I came up with for myself sometime back.

    EDIT: I can't resist following the crowd, so I decided to add the full email address thingy...
     
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    ROTFLMFFAO! It's been too long without a snackdud reference.

    Naughty and Steve, this was a great idea, we've got some funny shit coming out of our bored minds.

    Pecker, you killed me with the used coffins one- I'll never get over dead people jokes.
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    Jana,

    We had such fun. We knew that everyone else would have fun coming up with more that we hadnt even thought about.

    Naughty
     
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    THink hard Steve,

    I am sure some of them will come back to your mind.OR you will think up even better ones.I transfered most of what we had tomy initial post.

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    How about NUTJOBDRAMAQUEEN or TOTALYOKOOHNO
     
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