Buying large and XL condoms...

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  1. shadowflare

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    For the guys who buy large and XL condoms, what are the responses (and the best one) to when you buy them?

    I buy Trojan Magnum XLs, and I always get reactions from girls ringing them up. Usually, their eyes get wide or they avoid eye contact. :rolleyes:
    The funniest is when I had a black woman said "Oh mah gawd. Are you for real?" And I just played it off like it was nothing. Funny stuff. :biggrin1:
     
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    I don't buy them. Why don't you just open your pants and haul it out for them. Obviously it turns you on to no end for them to know you need, or assume you need, XL condoms. Frankly, I would probably say to you, "You know if it slips off it won't work."
     
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    Dude oh my fucking god this is a tired ass subject. Not trying to be a jerk, but come the fuck on. I notice when I go in the store the large and x-tra large condoms are sold out and all the other condoms are in readily available. Bro the bitch at the counter really does not care. In fact most of them probally are sick and tired of someone coming up there thinking they are gonna pull some ass by using condoms as an icebreaker. I do not have to use condoms anymore being as I have a vasectomy, and I am married to a nympho, but there was a time when I did. I got the same look from the woman at the counter as I always did when I purchased lube, regular condoms, monistat, preparation H, or any other number of personal could be embarassing type items. Everytime someone on here makes a thread about "hubba bubba rubbas" , they make it seem like the woman at the counter dropped to her knees and begged to banged by the cock of life. Sorry bro but chances are nobody but the owners of the large penis and the women/men getting penetrated by it give a damn about the size of your unit or your condoms. Women as a whole seem to be less caught up on penis size than me. Just do some research on here and you will see most of the fellas on here buying the large condoms and posting about it would be better suited cutting the finer off of a rubber glove. They are tapered at the bottom so they do not slip off. The kids at the condom factory alread knew that insecure types were gonna buy them. I honestly can not think of a better marketing scheme than putting large, xxl, xl, or magnum on the box of condoms.
     
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    I buy all my condoms on-line now, so no one ever sees me buy them. Of course, the people at the warehouse who pack up my order see what I'm buying, but I don't suppose they find it all that exciting...
     
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    I work in retail & just last night I had a boy about 14 come in & buy magnums very impressive to the 12 year old girlfriend standing off to the side as he picked them up & strolled through the store with them on display like advertisement for everyone in the store to see young buck has a monster cock
     
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    Great post nicetech!

    Anyway, I just tell them its for a science project. lol (actually, that never happened to me, but when I worked retail, a girl did tell me that when she bought condoms.)
     
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    nothing, well once a girl said something but i knew her already. i dont think it's a big deal (no pun intended)
     
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    Haven't had any unusual reponses. One cashier asked me if I had a penny because the bill came to $9.76 or a similar number.

    It seems that I have had the misfortune to be served by blase/indifferent cashiers. Or maybe they don't realize that they're supposed to act like porn actresses whenever they see a box of condoms.
     
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    I buy them for my partners.. :) No one in Boise says much.
     
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    I buy them from the internet.
     
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    Oh now that's funny. I'll have to use that :biggrin1:
     
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    I've never had any comment or reaction at all when I've bought them.
     
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    I submitted my receipt for a "flex reimbursement" through my employer and work has spread through the office!!!
     
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    what does that mean? :eek:
     
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    generally the women throw themselves at my feet
    but they do that before I buy condoms to
     
  17. shadowflare

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    I THOUGHT it would be an interesting subject to talk about, but apparently it's not a popular thread or subject to talk about (by the resposes that I got).

    My bad guys. :frown1:
     
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    I usually buy my Magnums on line, but when I run out and need to buy them at the store, I get a special look from the cashier, whether they are a girl or a guy.....althouth the girls seem to give me an especially lingering gaze
     
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    i like to buy the xl too but no one has ever said anything to me. i feel left out. maybe i could find something more important to focus my time on.
     
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    I've noticed this phenomenon with most of the fellas who post "my cock is so big I bust regular condoms", "even XL's are tight on me", or any of those numerous variations on the theme of bragging about the size of their cocks without straight out bragging about the size of their cocks - they virtually never have any pics of their massive endowments. Why is that, I wonder? Hmm . . . I wonder. Of the few who do post pics, many if not most are obviously deluding themselves. Most peculiar, but not surprising.
     
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