Buying lube in bulk

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Actually, I'm quite serious. Not only do I like being a frugal sort (and we do go through a LOT), but I like the idea of making that cute squeaky-squeaky noise when my darling comes after me with a grease gun. :)

Now, that 5-gallon idea...I like that. Will have to look at that option.
 

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If there's such a thing as a lubrication fetish, I think you might be close to qualifying. :cool:


Actually all kidding aside, I wish you luck in your endeavor. If you are indeed male, then yep I can see how you might go through the lube even without a fetish. You might fuck every day or every other day, and then in between times both of you might masturbate, and many of those sessions probably would involve lube. And you're right, the stuff's not cheap. So, good luck :)



Actually, I'm quite serious. Not only do I like being a frugal sort (and we do go through a LOT), but I like the idea of making that cute squeaky-squeaky noise when my darling comes after me with a grease gun. :)

Now, that 5-gallon idea...I like that. Will have to look at that option.
 

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I was taking it seriously until I got to his greasegun question. That made me think it's optimus again, just with less profile info, and without the "stewie" avatar.

Hey, joule, are you in the Netherlands?
 

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I was taking it seriously until I got to his greasegun question. That made me think it's optimus again, just with less profile info, and without the "stewie" avatar.

Hey, joule, are you in the Netherlands?


I don't know. I bought an oil can for lube dispensing at one point. It's just kind of horny to use something so industrial like a grease gun to lube up and get to action.

It could be optimus, but this post was up at the same time he was posting his "do I have AIDS" crap last night. I don't think he's smart enough to have two concurrent profiles at one time.
 

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I'm female. Thanks again for all the advice. And yah, we like the lube a little too much. :)

The greasegun is because I'm a nut and think it's funny.
 

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SO, my boyfriend has a gigantic cock, and he likes to use it ... a lot.

We are quickly coming to a point where we must start budgeting lube into our financial planning.

So, we are trying to find a more economically feasible way to support our constant need for the grease...

Can anyone here point me to a source where I can order lube in bulk... by the bucket - say, 5 gallons or so, at a time.

How much lube are you using? I just bought a 1 gallon container of ID glide and it looks like it will last me and my guy a long time, and we have sex all the time like at least twice a day during the week and then maybe like 6 or 7 times a day on the weekends.

If you use to much it will cut down on the amount of sensation that you both receive and maybe that is why you feel that you need to fuck so much. Also as me and my guy have gotten to know each others bodies we don't have to use as much as we can more easily accomodate each other.

Are you always the bottom or do you sometimes top him?

Just be sure to do some anal exercises to prevent your ass from getting loose.
 

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Originally Posted by Love-it

Then I microwave the mixture until it boils, (that is the reason for the Pyrex bowl) let it boil for awhile which helps mix it

The bowl and spatula are easy to clean up but the first time you wash them with mild soap you will notice that it takes quite a bit of water for the clean up. When you take a shower it will also take more water for cleaning up.



I've never heard of microwaving it...I'm not sure how it works when it gets cooked. I've warmed a bottle up in some hot water before, but never microwaved it. Ye-ouch![/quote]

I'm sorry, did I forget to say "and let it cool before applying". Microwaving doesn't seem to affect the lubricity of J-Lube and it is an easy way of preparing a batch.