By any other name.....

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  1. bartonside

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    Penis as a word is OK but a bit clinical so I have been thinking about alternative names for it. Here is my list - I am sure others will add more! Cock, dick, prick, willy, knob, John Thomas (thank you, D.H. Lawrence), johnson, pecker, peter, dong.
     
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    da_blissmachine: pistol, lil brother, sceptor, joystick, love rod, missile, pene, pinga, chorizo, chito, lingam
     
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    One-eyed Jack
    Nightcrawler
    Johnson
    Sex Pistol
    Vlad the Impaler

    Pecker

    (Be sure to exercize before kinky sex. You should be fit to be tied.)
     
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    petite_girl: Some of the odder ones I've heard:

    purple-helmeted warrior
    Princess Sophia (from how to lose a guy in 10 days)
    the Bishop
    Magenta mushroom
    He-man
    meat popsicle
    flapdoodle
    big night stick
    biggus dickus
    Ol' chap
    P-chan
    Salami
    Ramrod
    Mr. President
    Cap'n Kielbasa
    Ivan the Terrible
    Fudgesicle
    Dr. Love
    Sword of Gilbraltar
    Third Leg
    Dan Rather
    Magic Stick

    I think I could probably think of some other ones, but I'm going to stop now. :)
     
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    47boreas: sledgehammer

    ;D
     
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    Schlong, Schwanz, tool, pud, meat dagger, tallywhacker, todger, pork, kickstand, ho-ho (thanks to South Park), Schwanzstücker (thanks to Mel Brooks), Willie the one-eyed wonder worm, the blue-veined yogurt-slinger, the throbbing python of love, and a host of popular Spanish terms.
     
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    H8Monga: OMG Pecker! They named the penis after you! Your name belongs to the ages! :)
     
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    So, when do they declare a holiday?
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=petite_girl link=board=meetgreet;num=1065696812;start=0#3 date=10/09/03 at 06:35:26]Dan Rather[/quote]
    :D :D :D

    Baloney Pony! ;)

    ...cant forget that one...
     
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    Couldn't think of another word!!! Welcome and good to see you here - enjoy.
     
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