By any other name.....

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Penis as a word is OK but a bit clinical so I have been thinking about alternative names for it. Here is my list - I am sure others will add more! Cock, dick, prick, willy, knob, John Thomas (thank you, D.H. Lawrence), johnson, pecker, peter, dong.
 
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da_blissmachine: pistol, lil brother, sceptor, joystick, love rod, missile, pene, pinga, chorizo, chito, lingam
 

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One-eyed Jack
Nightcrawler
Johnson
Sex Pistol
Vlad the Impaler

Pecker

(Be sure to exercize before kinky sex. You should be fit to be tied.)
 
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petite_girl: Some of the odder ones I've heard:

purple-helmeted warrior
Princess Sophia (from how to lose a guy in 10 days)
the Bishop
Magenta mushroom
He-man
meat popsicle
flapdoodle
big night stick
biggus dickus
Ol' chap
P-chan
Salami
Ramrod
Mr. President
Cap'n Kielbasa
Ivan the Terrible
Fudgesicle
Dr. Love
Sword of Gilbraltar
Third Leg
Dan Rather
Magic Stick

I think I could probably think of some other ones, but I'm going to stop now. :)
 

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Schlong, Schwanz, tool, pud, meat dagger, tallywhacker, todger, pork, kickstand, ho-ho (thanks to South Park), Schwanzstücker (thanks to Mel Brooks), Willie the one-eyed wonder worm, the blue-veined yogurt-slinger, the throbbing python of love, and a host of popular Spanish terms.
 
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H8Monga: OMG Pecker! They named the penis after you! Your name belongs to the ages! :)
 
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gigantikok: [quote author=petite_girl link=board=meetgreet;num=1065696812;start=0#3 date=10/09/03 at 06:35:26]Dan Rather[/quote]
:D :D :D

Baloney Pony! ;)

...cant forget that one...