By way of introduction; For Your Consideration

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  1. Magna1

    Magna1 New Member

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    It's not the Oscars, But I thought that would be a good way to get the attention of the theatrical types-nice to be with you - wishing happy, hot, horny well filled bulging holidays. Cheers-Magna1
     
  2. D_alex8

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    Act 1.

    Location: The Land of Penises, Straight and Gay. :rolleyes:

    Alex: "I bid thee welcome, Magna"

    Magna: "Pax vobiscum"

    Alex: "Art thou traveling here alone or with thy penis?"

    Magna: "I have my penis right here atwain my manly loins!"

    [Magna slaps thighs jauntily]

    Alex: "In that case, join the line on the left and wait until your number is called out. One of our representatives will then be pleased to assist you. Thank you for making LPSG your Large Penis site of choice."

    :rolleyes:
     
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    Athwart?
     
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    Aslant, if it pleases your eminence. :rolleyes:
     
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    Possible, but unlikely in an Ohioan.:cool:
    Please .... consider the tone.
     
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